Chapter 14
Phiny
I can't believe people put ranch dressing on everything.
Wade
Ranch is a food group, and I won't hear otherwise.
Phiny, you literally put gold leaf on a dessert. GOLD. LEAF. How can you complain about Ranch?
Phiny
That was for a Michelin-starred tasting menu! They shouldn’t be requesting Ranch. That’s fucked up.
Kipp
I dipped my pizza last night, and it was incredible.
Phiny
I'm blocking you. That’s wrong.
Lo Lo
You can take the chef out of the small town...
Sage
Remember when she cried at the gas station hot dog display?
Lo Lo
They'd been rotating since the last presidential administration. Which one, I couldn't tell you.
Wade
The one that's been there since Tuesday is my favorite. It has character. All shriveled.
Lo Lo
Are you talking about hot dogs or presidents? I need new siblings.