Chapter 50
Lo Lo
I matched with someone who says he's "fluent in sarcasm and red flags."
Sage
That's at least honest?
Wade
What kind of person brAGS about red flags?
Lo Lo
His second photo is him holding a fish. [inserts photo]
Kipp
As a professional, that's a very small fish. He's overselling.
Did he say how tall he was?
Lo Lo
"6'2" (5'11" in real units)"
Phiny
Again, points for honesty.
Sage
What does his bio say?
Lo Lo
"Looking for someone to laugh at my jokes and pretend I'm right sometimes."
Wade
That's every married guy I know.
Kipp
You gonna message him?
Lo Lo
I don't know. He works in "finance."
That means he sells insurance.
Phiny
Or he's in a pyramid scheme.
Sage
Ask him what his favorite flower is. That tells you everything.
Wade
If he says "beef" like that one guy, run.
Lo Lo
That was ONE TIME, and we've been over this.
Kipp
Still can't believe that happened in our town.
Sage
Lots of things happen here that are hard to believe. I think you should pass Lo Lo.