Chapter 5
Group Chat
Dysfunction Junction
Sage
Kipp just rented out a cabin.
East
That's... good? Isn't that what he built them for?
Sage
To a STRANGER. Well, she’s not a stranger to me anymore.
Wade
Kipp doesn't talk to strangers. He barely talks to us.
Lo Lo
Who is she?
Her name is Hattie. She's here for work.
Phiny
What kind of work?
Podcasting. True-crime or some shit.
Wade
What?
That’s what I said.
East
You rented a cabin to a podcaster? You hate technology.
I do not. WTF are you even talking about dickface?
Phiny
Is she pretty?
Sage
She’s gorgeous.
It’s irrelevant.
Phiny
Does Fish like her?
Wade
It's never irrelevant when Kipp does something out of character.
Phiny
Our hermit brother approached a woman. This is historic.
You all suck.