Chapter 12 Group Chat
Group Chat
Dysfunction Junction
Lo Lo
I looked up your new renter. Her podcast has millions of subscribers.
Sage
What's she investigating?
Wade
I got this one. Already doing my research, thank you very much. Allison Finch. Woman who disappeared from Briar Falls five months ago. Galloway wrote it off as a woman who left a shitty husband.
Galloway is a fucking tool.
East
Why's she staying HERE? Seems sus.
Lo Lo
Did you just use the word ‘sus’? Is your spellcheck broken, bro?
I think Lo is saying you’re old East.
Phiny
I just snorted out my milk.
East
I’m not old.
Maybe Hattie doesn’t want to stay in the town she’s investigating in.
Phiny
And she just HAPPENED to ask the right grumpy game warden about cabins?
Sage
What are the odds?
She was looking at the flyers. I offered. That's it. There is no mystery to solve.
Wade
Lucky.
Sage
We’re all laughing.
A-holes. Have I told you lately I hate you?