24. Text thread between Leo and Alex

Text thread between Leo and Alex

Leo: Coming back now to pick up the child you stole from me.

Alex: Here's hoping the government isn't currently hacking our phones.

Alex: Yo, POTUS. He's talking about his own baby. He knew she was with me the whole time.

Alex: I'm not a child abductor, I swear.

Leo: You done?

Alex: Just didn't have a kidnapping charge on my bingo card today.

Leo: It would be a blessing for us all if you were locked up somewhere, tbh.

Alex: Do I need to call you a prick again?

Leo: Nah, your sister did that for you.

Alex: Attagirl.

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