42. Text thread between Leo and Alex
Text thread between Leo and Alex
Alex: I'm outside your door. Why aren't you answering?
Alex: FFS, you better be dead or something, because this shit is not acceptable.
Alex: For Salem's sake, I'll take that back.
Alex: But I'd get her if you died, right? I'd make a pretty hot dad.
Alex: Okay, seriously, man. Do I need to call the doorman?
Alex: Oh, dayum. YOU'VE GOT A CHICK IN THERE? I just heard her scream.
Alex: Honestly, dude, good for you. It's a relief to know you've still got it, tbh. I was concerned for the health of your prostate.
Alex: Okay, well, no worries, just bring my cleats to practice tomorrow.
Alex: P.S. My sister better have gone out for the night. God save her innocent little ears if she can hear your shenanigans right now.