Winning Brynn (Seattle Strikers)

48. Daddy Sully and the bros group chat

"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat

Alex: Boys’ night at Sully's?

Roman: I'm down for that.

Alex: Bring beer.

Roman: We have a game tomorrow, dickhead. I'd rather my captain isn't hungover when we play.

Alex: Bring the non-alcoholic stuff, then.

Roman: But it tastes like piss.

Alex: Then bring fucking kombucha. Just stop whining like a little bitch.

Roman: You really shouldn't use that phrase. It's rife with misogynist undertones.

Alex: Fuck my life.

Leo: I don't remember inviting you guys over.

Alex: I'm outside your door.

Roman: Pulling up now.