12. Boots and Bitching Podcast
CHAPTER 12
BOOTS AND BITCHING PODCAST
Hey, y’all. Sagebrush Creek, I’ve got some extra sweet tea for you today. It’s your favorite secret podcaster, back with another boots-on-the-ground update. You know the drill—I’ve got my ear to the ground and my fingers on the pulse of this town’s messiest secrets. So pour something with a little kick, sugar, because this one’s bigger than the Texas sky.
And when I say big, I mean… baby big.
That’s right, folks. Following my last report, the rumor has only grown. Word is there’s a new bun in the oven right here in Sagebrush Creek. The only problem is, I don’t have all the details just yet. And you know me, I’m not one to gossip...
But here’s what I do know. There’s a little cowboy—or cowgirl—on the way over at Kingridge Ranch. And the two names floating around? None other than those new horse-training sisters… Rosalie and Maisie.
Now, I don’t have confirmation on which of these lovely ladies is about to become a mama, but let’s just say the evidence is piling up. Rosalie’s been keeping a low profile ever since she rolled in from Misty Mountain, Colorado.
Then there’s Maisie… Let’s just say she’s been skipping the bourbon at The Velvet Spur. My money’s on the older one, Rosalie. Some of us were around during her first rodeo at the ranch, and honey, it’s gonna take more than a few years to make those memories fade into the sunset.
Now, I know some of y’all are yawning because technically, the Reagan sisters ain’t from around here...
But the daddy? Oh, the daddy just might be.
That’s right. This baby might be the next heir to the ranching throne. Could it be one of the Kingridge brothers? Because let’s be honest—those boys have been dodging commitment like a bull in a rodeo arena for years.
But lately? Lately, we’ve seen some lassos flying. Or maybe—just maybe—someone else in town is about to get the surprise of a lifetime.
I’ve asked around, and mum’s the word… for now. But think about it, sugar. There ain’t too many cowboys in this town who are smooth enough to knock the holy boots off the Reagan sisters. If the whispers are true, this could be the biggest scandal to hit that ranch since Pa Kingridge’s third divorce.
If I were a betting woman, I’d keep my eyes locked on Kingridge Ranch. After all, nothing says legacy like an unexpected heir.
One thing’s for sure, Sagebrush Creek—this little secret won’t stay hidden for long. And you know I’ll be the first to spill the tea when it all comes out. I’ll be watching. And trust me, so will the rest of this town.
Until next time, darlins... this is your bitch with boots on the ground, signing off.