Mon 18 Feb - 1409
D IRECTOR: W E’LL START THIS OFFICIAL RECORD WITH CONGRATULATIONS, CERTAINLY IN ORDER FOR SAVING THE DAY . O N BEHALF OF A GRATEFUL GOVERNMENT, LET ME OFFER OUR THANKS TO P ARKOUR AND K NITTER .
K NITTER: W E’VE GOT TO CHANGE THAT .
D IRECTOR: D O YOU INTEND TO KEEP WORKING TOGETHER MOVING FORWARD?
P ARKOUR: W HAT ABOUT AGENCY PROTOCOL?
D IRECTOR: I T WOULD SEEM PROTOCOLS AREN’T ALWAYS THE BEST THING TO FOLLOW .
[ P ARKOUR AND K NITTER CONFER OUT OF EARSHOT OF THE RECORDING DEVICE AND LIP READING THE VIDEO PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL.]
P ARKOUR: W E HAVE TWO CONDITIONS .
D IRECTOR: I ’M LISTENING .
K NITTER: I WANT A DIFFERENT CODE NAME . A ND AN ALIAS . T HAT I CHOOSE .
D IRECTOR: W E CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN .
P ARKOUR: A ND IT’S NOT JUST US . I T’S OUR FRIENDS TOO . Y OU GET THE WHOLE F REEDOM P ARTY OR NONE OF US . W E’RE A TEAM .
D IRECTOR: A TEAM .
P ARKOUR: W ELL, MAYBE FAMILY IS A BETTER WORD FOR IT .
D IRECTOR: I NDEED .
[ T HE VIDEO RECORDING SHOWS P ARKOUR AND K NITTER ARE NOW HOLDING HANDS.]
D IRECTOR: T HE TIMING FOR YOUR FAMILY JOINING THE AGENCY IS AUSPICIOUS . L ATE LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A NATURAL DISASTER, UNRELATED TO #ALIENGATE, THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE . W E’RE REFERRING TO IT INTERNALLY AS AN “UNNATURAL” DISASTER . A ND IT NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED—
[ R ECORDING ENDED BY D IRECTOR AT 1411]