Chapter Twenty
I’m only ever truly happy when you’re here with me. And I want you here with me every day. Every night. Isn’t that love? Isn’t that the basis of a good marriage?
The following afternoon Imogene carried a bottle of the Firefly sweet tea vodka in one hand and held the railing with the other as she painstakingly made her way down the front stairs.
She was a fool to have overdone things as she had in the garden.
She’d needed to work out her frustration.
But now her old, tired body was certainly giving her what for about it, and she needed something to take the edge off. Only one person could help her.
She walked across the gravel driveway and up the three short stairs to the cottage front door.
She looked with distaste at the rusted pineapple knocker, which she tapped briskly.
She would have to change that, she thought to herself as she let her gaze wander the porch.
She spied the two rocking chairs and the small wood table.
Those would do for what she had in mind, she told herself, then whipped her head around as the front door opened.
“Marietta!” she exclaimed with a broad smile.
“Goodness, Imogene, I didn’t expect you. What brings you here this afternoon?”
“Do you have iced tea? I seem to recall that’s a staple in your house.”
“As a matter of fact, I just made a batch.”
Imogene lifted the bottle of vodka. “Good!”
Marietta laughed, eyes sparkling. “Oh, yummy. ‘“Will you walk into my parlour?” said the spider to the fly.’ ” Marietta stepped aside to allow Imogene space.
Her eyes swept through the room, picking up details she’d forgotten.
It was the same sweet place she remembered.
Nothing had changed, she thought with contentment.
Marietta followed her into the living room, moving quickly to fluff up a pillow and pick up her used tea glass and lunch plate and carry them to the kitchen sink.
“You have cards, I presume?” Imogene asked.
“Of course.” Marietta opened the vodka, poured a liberal amount into the pitcher of tea, then gave the concoction a good stir. After putting ice into two tall glasses, she filled them with the spiked drink, then dropped a sprig of mint into each. She handed a glass to Imogene.
“To the weddings.” Marietta lifted her glass.
“To Sea Breeze.”
As they each sipped, Imogene noticed Marietta studying her circumspectly over the rim of her glass.
“Can we sit down?” Imogene asked.
“Of course.”
“How about on the porch? There are two pretty rockers there.”
“Follow me.”
“Don’t forget the playing cards!”
Marietta led the way to the two rockers, picking up a deck of cards from the desk en route. Imogene groaned softly, again, as she lowered to the seat.
“Are you all right?”
“I’m a twit. I was working in the garden and may have been a bit overeager.” Once settled, Imogene took a long sip of her drink. “That’s better. For medicinal purposes, of course.”
Marietta took a long draw from her drink. “Of course. And there’s plenty more where that came from.” She set down her glass and skewered Imogene with her gaze. “Okay, old girl. What’s this all about? This isn’t my first rodeo with you.”
Imogene sat back and rocked her chair with her foot. “Oh, I just experienced my own personal O. Henry play.”
“Would you care to elaborate?”
“You recall ‘The Gift of the Magi,’ where the young couple each give up what’s most precious to them so they can buy a gift for their loved one?” Imogene paused, bringing the story to mind. “I believe it was her hair and his watch.”
“Yes, of course I remember it. O. Henry was an American short story writer,” Marietta added with smug pride.
“Whatever, the characters in this particular homespun play are our own Harper and Taylor. And the item being given up was Sea Breeze.”
Marietta became suddenly alert. “What about Sea Breeze?”
“Harper said she and Taylor were going to move.” Imogene was not too proud to admit it brought her quite some pleasure to see Marietta’s face pale.
“Move?”
“It was all a big misunderstanding. We sorted it out,” Imogene hurriedly added. She didn’t want Marietta to pass out on the floor. “You see, I suggested Harper get a prenuptial agreement.”
“You didn’t!”
“I did,” Imogene confirmed archly. “Surely it can’t be a total surprise to you, a woman of your property. Harper discussed it with Taylor, and, in his words, he didn’t like it.”
“I should think not.”
“Will you stop interrupting, you daft cow? Anyway, this morning, Harper tells me that she is not signing a prenup and that I should make Sea Breeze my home since I’d paid for it. And because Taylor feels that the house is not his, she declared that she and Taylor were moving.”
“Oh, dear Lord . . .” Mamaw put her chin in her palm.
Imogene skewered her with her gaze. “Anyway, yesterday morning, while I was digging in the garden, working up a lather, I might add, Taylor comes out and informs me that he will sign the prenup—although a more limited version than I would like—and that he will continue living in Sea Breeze.” Imogene was gratified to see Marietta’s eyes well at this conclusion to the story.
“It seems,” Imogene said, her tone softening, “that those two are very much in love and would do anything to make the other happy.”
“Oh, Imogene, that’s just as sweet as sugar,” Mamaw crooned.
“I confess, it made me teary eyed to witness.” Imogene reached out for her glass. “God, I do love happy endings.” She took a hearty drink.
Marietta’s expression shifted to bewilderment. “But why would Harper think you would want to live in Sea Breeze?”
Imogene lowered the glass. “I might have mentioned something about the cottage. . . .”
“Oh, Lord, you’re not still nattering on about that?”
“I know, I know.” Imogene gave a sorry shake of her head. “I was acting like a spoiled child. But you knew very well my intention was to stay in the cottage. You were supposed to go to some”—she wagged her hand—“some retirement home.”
“Really, Imogene, you must let the cottage issue drop.”
“Easy for you to say,” Imogene muttered. Then she pointed her finger at Marietta. “You know, if they do still somehow decide to move, I could end up your landlord,” Imogene said smugly.
Mamaw merely shrugged and smiled beatifically. “Squatter’s rights. They hold firm stateside.”
Imogene reached for her sunglasses and slipped them on. “Careful, dear, your pirate’s blood is beginning to show.”
“It’s our heritage, you know. They called him the Gentleman Pirate. That’s because the story claims he never killed anyone.” Marietta smirked and wagged her brows with meaning. “But how likely was that?”
“I thought as much.” Imogene rocked forward in her chair, then reached out to tap the deck of cards with her nail. “Care to play for it?”
Marietta appeared taken aback. “Play for what?”
“The cottage, of course.” While Mamaw’s eyes widened with shock, Imogene picked up her glass and relished the moment, taking a sip.
She leisurely set her glass on the table, then leaned toward Marietta.
“You like to brag about your pirate’s blood and how good you are at gin rummy.
Well, matey, put your cottage where your mouth is. ”
“You can’t be serious.”
“I’m always serious when I talk about cards. Here are the terms. If I win, I move into the cottage and you go to the main house. If you win, I’ll buy another house on the island.”
“Wouldn’t it be simpler if you just did that anyway?”
“No,” Imogene said succinctly. “Now don’t delay. Yea or nay?”
Marietta’s back stiffened and she reached for the cards. “Yea.”
Two hours later, Marietta lay down her discard and called out, “Gin!”
Imogene stared at the two of hearts on the pile for a moment, then tossed down her playing cards on the wood table.
She leaned back and with her foot shoved the chair into a rocking motion.
“That’s two out of three. You won,” she said glumly.
“Fair and square.” She stopped rocking and looked at Marietta sharply.
“Or did you? I’m a bit blitzed, to be honest,” she slurred.
She pointed at Marietta. “How much did you have to drink?”
“Enough,” Marietta replied, trying hard to enunciate.
From the main house the relentless hammering that had been going on for the past hour picked up again.
Imogene put her hands to her temples in agony. “What in the name of all things good in this world is that unholy racket?” She turned in her chair to look back at the house.
Marietta waved her hand. “Oh, that’s just Taylor. He said he’s starting some project up in the attic. Bedrooms, he said.” Then her eyes widened and she burst out with a laugh. “Oh! Maybe for you!” She giggled again, then hiccuped. “Oops.” She covered her mouth with her hand. “Pardon me.”
Imogene smirked. “You Yanks. Every time you say that, we English have to laugh. We say pardon me when we burp or break wind.”
Marietta laughed heartily at that bit of knowledge, and Imogene joined in.
“Are you really looking for a place to live on the island?” asked Marietta.
“I’d already talked to my man Devlin after I saw that my cottage had been taken,” Imogene said archly, ignoring Mamaw’s eye roll. “In fact, he said he has a pretty little cottage on the creek he’s putting on the market. Great views. He owns it and can work out a special price.”
Mamaw stopped rocking and pushed herself forward. “Not Dora’s cottage? You can’t be saying you’d buy the house she’s renting right out from under her?” Marietta’s tone was accusatory.
“Dora’s cottage?” Imogene tried to sit up but slumped back against the chair. “Devlin never mentioned anything about it being Dora’s cottage. Why would he be selling his girlfriend’s house?”
“Well, it has to be. They’re having a squabble about it. Oh, Imogene, you take the cake. You know Dora’s as poor as a church mouse. She can’t buy that place but she loves it. And you, richer than Croesus. Isn’t it just like you to spark another fire?”