Interlude
It was a common misconception that Warren University had no evidence of secret societies.
Most knew of Skull and Bones, the infamous underbelly of Yale University.
Fewer could name the Porcellian Club at Harvard, the Quill and Dagger at Cornell, or the Ivy Club at Princeton, a university that banned secret societies but allowed for senior societies, so-called eating clubs, with even stricter membership.
But none could name a single society, public or otherwise, at Warren University, despite their robust annual Club Festival, which added new booths every year.
That was because Warren University knew what all the other universities, with their media references and society Wikipedia pages, did not: how to actually keep a secret.