Group Chat
Group Chat:
The Dash Lords
CONNOR: J can you check if there’s a connection error re: that missing dataset sales is chasing?
JOHN: Yea
JOHN: 504 Gateway timeout. Looks like it died mid-transfer
MARTIN: It choked again??? whyyyy
CONNOR: Too many records per request?
JOHN: Maybe
JOHN: It times out and quits instead of retrying
CONNOR: Try incremental loads to see if that stops timing out? Then cache the last successful record ID. Script can resume where it left off
JOHN: K
MARTIN: Is Ben power walking
MARTIN: I think he’s power walking
MARTIN: Look how fast he’s going
JOHN: Flustered for sure. Bet it’s about Brad
BEN: `zx`xcv
JOHN: ???
BEN: Sorry
BEN: We have a problem
CONNOR: Say it’s not 3.0
BEN: Worse
BEN: Connor, you’re screwed
BEN: Annie just hit on me
MARTIN: OH SHIT
CONNOR: …
JOHN: Can’t tell if this is a joke or not
BEN: Not a joke
BEN: She hit on me big time
MARTIN: Wtf
JOHN: When???
MARTIN: Does this mean Ben’s the hot one
BEN: I was always the hot one what are you talking about
CONNOR: What happened
BEN: She pounced on me in the elevator
CONNOR: Are you sure? Elevators are small
BEN: She asked if I was single!
MARTIN: Absolute gong show. Did she try to kiss you
BEN: Not specifically
BEN: But the energy was there
CONNOR: Not sure this qualifies as hitting on you
BEN: I’m telling you, she was all over me!
BEN: It really freaked me out
JOHN: That does seem bad. Sorry Connor
CONNOR: Why sorry Connor
MARTIN: Are you kidding
JOHN: Because you like her
CONNOR: According to who?
JOHN: Just seems like you do
BEN: You guys are way off
BEN: He doesn’t like her
CONNOR: See. Thank u
BEN: He LOVES her
CONNOR: …for nothing
JOHN: I thought that
BEN: He’s just acting tough because she’s hot for big red
CONNOR: Never call yourself that again
BEN:
MARTIN: We need to do some damage control
MARTIN: Ben might have to work from home for a bit
JOHN: Just Ben?
MARTIN: Too right J dog…I’m super hot as well
MARTIN: We should all work from home to be safe
BEN: This is good. I like this
BEN: What else?
MARTIN: Connor needs to dial it up BIG TIME. His strategy is not working
CONNOR: I don’t have a strategy
MARTIN: Exactly. This is the problem
MARTIN: Now she likes Ben
JOHN: You could tell her she looks really pretty
MARTIN: Nowhere near enough. You need to take charge
MARTIN: Be the alpha
CONNOR: The what
JOHN: You could…show her your backend
BEN: lol
MARTIN: Look it’s EASY. Just ask her to stay late then put the moves on her
CONNOR: I think I’m good
MARTIN: Cool.
MARTIN: Have fun at Ben and Annie’s wedding
BEN: You’re all invited btw. We’re thinking summer
JOHN: Ok but seriously. How long should we work from home for?
MARTIN: As long as it takes to lead her off the scent. Could be at least a month
BEN: Could be longer
JOHN: Maybe Ben should tell her she’s not his type??
MARTIN: That’s genius
BEN: And it’s not even a lie
BEN: I don’t want to hurt her feelings tho
MARTIN: Let her down gently. Just say heyyy I was thinking about what you said in the elevator and the truth is…you’re not my type
CONNOR: Begging you not to do that
BEN: Not ruling anything in or out at this stage
MARTIN: What’s your big idea then Con?
MARTIN: Work here forever and hope she notices you???
BEN: Roasted
CONNOR: Time to stop talking about this
CONNOR: She’s about to walk past you
JOHN: Now’s the time Connor!!! Swoop in and make your move
MARTIN: WOW
MARTIN: Ben she just looked at you AGAIN
MARTIN: It’s so obvious
BEN: WHAT DID I TELL YOU
MARTIN: She’s practically drooling
BEN: That’s what I’m saying! She’s been doing it all day
JOHN: To be fair she looks at Connor a lot too
MARTIN: Oh shiiiiit. Throuple
BEN: Do you think it’s my hair? I swear she never looked at me before today
MARTIN: 100% it’s the hair. You should take a walk past Receivables. Major cuties over in that department
BEN: I can’t wait to tell Jim the people love his fire haircut. He really needs this win
JOHN: Maybe Connor should get a haircut?
BEN: Not a bad idea. I could hook you up with Jim? He works late on Thursdays
BEN: Earth to Connor
JOHN: I think he’s gone
MARTIN: Did he seriously close the chat
MARTIN: Connor
MARTIN: Connor
MARTIN: If you don’t reply in ten seconds I’m riding the elevator with Annie
BEN: lol
MARTIN: I can SEE him typing. Who’s he talking to
BEN: Who do you think
JOHN: He does love her. I knew it.