Auctioned to My Best Friend (Sold to the Naughtier List #2)

Chapter 1

CHAPTER ONE

RONI

I grab my purse from the bottom drawer and do a quick pat-down: phone, wallet, emergency chocolate. Check, check, triple-check. I’m halfway out the door when my boss pops her head around the corner and gives me a look that screams “Don’t even think about it, Lewis.”

“Did you file the insurance paperwork for Mr. Hollister?” Dr. Chin asks, voice like nails on a pastel pink chalkboard.

My soul shrivels. I literally just want to escape this place before someone finds some other task for me to do before vacation. After today, I’ve got two whole weeks off, and I can’t wait to laze around doing nothing.

“Yep. On your desk!” I flash my most confident smile—the one I practiced in the bathroom mirror after that time I accidentally sent a meme of a screaming goat to our dental supplier.

She gives me a quick smile. “Very good. See you in two weeks.”

Before anything else can come up, I shoot out of there so fast I practically leave a cartoon dust cloud in the hallway.

Freedom. Sweet, precious freedom! My phone buzzes the second I hit the sidewalk, and, like the total disaster I am, I nearly drop everything trying to answer it.

My priorities flash through my mind as I juggle my phone and purse.

First, maintain vertical human posture in front of the orthodontics office.

Second, read Nathan's text before he thinks I'm ignoring him.

Third, rescue my emergency chocolate bar from the afternoon sun before it transforms into a sticky disaster.

Nate the Great

Just got out of a meeting. Still on for caffeine therapy?

Our schedules barely overlap. I clock in every Monday through Friday, the standard nine-to-five grind, while Nathan keeps the odd hours of a nightclub owner. Total opposites, right? To carve out a little time together, we meet up for coffee dates two or three times a week.

I’m not even going to pretend I don’t pay for it later—the late-night caffeine keeps me up and leaves me tossing around, staring at the ceiling. But honestly? Losing a couple of hours of sleep is nothing compared to the time I get with Nathan.

Me

You KNOW it. I’m already dreaming about the cinnamon rolls.

Nate the Great

See you in 10.

Cue the butterflies. Not the cute cartoon kind—the rabid, caffeine-addicted ones that chew up my insides every time I even think about Nathan Brennan in a suit. Or out of one. Jesus, brain, take it down a notch.

I hustle two blocks to the café and duck inside, instantly slammed in the face by the world’s best smell—a combination of coffee, cinnamon, and pure, unfiltered sugar. I’m barely inside before I see Nathan, and Sweet Baby Jesus, he’s impossible to miss.

He’s already at our usual table in the back, dark suit jacket stretched tight over those ridiculously broad shoulders, one hand wrapped around a mug, the other scrolling through emails like he’s trying to intimidate his phone into submission.

His hair’s perfect. His jaw is perfect. Even his scowl is perfect. And I want to freaking jump his bones.

My ovaries are basically playing the world’s tiniest violin as I order my inner hussy to calm the heck down.

My heart hammers away as I walk toward him, hoping that maybe today’s the day he’ll finally glance up and see me as more than his reliable best friend.

One day, I’ll stop being a total coward and say something, anything, about the way he makes my thighs clench just by existing, but today isn’t that day.

Nathan glances up the moment I slide into the seat across from him, and for one deranged second, I think maybe he caught me staring at his jawline. Or his shoulders. Or the way that tailored shirt is doing unspeakably sinful things to his stupidly perfect chest.

“You made good time.” His mouth twitches, just at the edge.

No real smile and yet, somehow, it’s hotter than most guys’ full-on desperate grins.

“You run the last block?” His brown eyes rake over me, the whole length of me, and I feel like I’m the only thing in the room. My blood pressure skyrockets.

I’ve spent the last six years telling myself not to let him see what he does to me. Don’t let him see you melt into a puddle from one look.

“It was a brisk power-walk,” I fire back, trying to sound sassy instead of breathless. “I skipped lunch, and I’m dying for a cinnamon roll.”

He shakes his head, dark brows drawing together in that way that makes him look both concerned and slightly dangerous.

"You shouldn't be skipping lunch." He stands up in one fluid motion, all six-foot-something of him unfolding from the chair, and leans over so close I can smell his cologne—sandalwood and something expensive that probably costs more than my rent.

His breath warms my ear as he whispers, "I'll get our coffee and cinnamon rolls.

" His fingertips brush my shoulder as he straightens, and I'm melted butter on hot toast, just from one look.

He barely gives me a chance to recover before he’s striding to the counter, so tall and commanding that everyone in the café tracks his every move.

Including me. Obviously. Watching Nathan Brennan walk is a religious experience.

His shoulders roll beneath that tailored suit with each step while his hips move in a rhythm that belongs on a runway.

The way he commands space without saying a word leaves me gripping the edge of my chair, suddenly aware of my own heartbeat between my thighs.

I try to play it cool as he orders, but my thighs have other plans, squeezing together under the table.

Oh my God. Get it together, Roni. I drag a hand through my hair and try not to look like I’m about to have a full-blown meltdown over a cinnamon roll and a man who thinks of me as his little sister.

He’s back in seconds, sliding a giant mug of coffee and a cinnamon roll the size of my face across the table. His fingers brush mine, and I have to ignore the goosebumps breaking out all over my body. “Hot out of the oven just for you.” His voice sends electricity flowing down my spine.

“Thank you.” My cheeks go up in flames. No exaggeration. I’m probably giving off enough heat to bake the cinnamon roll all over again.

I try to play it cool, like I’m not five seconds from swooning at the way he looks at me when he thinks I’m not paying attention.

He sits, his knee brushing mine under the table, and I nearly dump hot coffee on my lap. “How’s work?” he asks, voice pitched low and dangerous. I swear he makes small talk sound like a dirty promise.

I peel off a hunk of cinnamon roll and shove it into my mouth before I accidentally blurt out something stupid.

After swallowing the delicious morsel, I wash it down with a sip of hot coffee before responding.

“You know. Same as always. Dr. Chin has been a little distracted.” I roll my eyes.

“She’s already in vacation mode.” The office is closing for two weeks while she’s on vacation, and I’m practically vibrating with excitement.

Fourteen whole days where I can sleep in, watch reality TV, and do nothing at all. Woot. Woot.

Nathan’s lips curve, slow and wicked, and my stomach does a complicated backflip worthy of an Olympic gold medal.

“Two weeks off, huh?” he drawls, eyes locked on mine like he can see right through my shirt and straight into my soul. “What are you gonna do with yourself, Roni Roo?”

Sweet hell. The way he says that stupid nickname… I swear he could make a nun drop her panties just by talking. And yeah, my thighs are clenching again under the table. It’s an ongoing ailment for me.

I shrug, aiming for breezy but mostly managing “awkward turtle.” “Sleep. Eat my body weight in takeout. Maybe finally clean out the closet of doom.”

“What, no wild parties?” His mouth twitches again. “I assumed you’d spend your vacation living dangerously.”

You’d think I’d be used to his teasing by now, but my cheeks still go nuclear.

“Please, my idea of fun is catching up on my laundry pile.” I can’t believe I admitted that to Nathan.

Time to change the freaking subject before I blurt out any other secrets.

Like the fact I’ve been in love with him—forever. “What are your plans for the weekend?”

Nathan's eyes light up as he leans forward.

"Same old, same old.” He takes a sip of his coffee.

“Midnight Mischief is hosting a bachelorette auction to raise money for our Christmas Campaign next weekend, so we’ve been busy getting ready for it.

" His deep voice caresses the words with pride.

Every December, his nightclub transforms into a charity powerhouse, collecting thousands for local underprivileged kids who'd otherwise wake up to nothing under their trees.

"I heard about that," I respond, my fingers freezing mid-tear on my cinnamon roll. Dee’s been trying to get me to take part in the auction, but I’ve been resisting.

My heart thuds against my ribs as I consider the idea for the millionth time.

Could I actually put myself on that stage?

Let men bid on me while Nathan watches? Maybe show him I’m more than his trusty best friend.

My face is probably the color of a tomato. Nathan doesn’t even notice.

He just shrugs, then takes a giant bite of cinnamon roll, barely bothering to chew before he talks.

“Eamon came up with it. Last year’s bachelor auction was a freaking gold mine for the fundraiser, so he wanted to see how much we could pull in if we flipped it.

” His knee knocks into mine again. There isn’t even a hint of apology, just another casual bump like he owns the bench.

“Honestly, I’m expecting a madhouse. Half the town’s already buying tickets. ”

“That’s great.” I can’t scrub the crazy thoughts from my mind. “It sounds like a fun time.”