Austenland (Austenland #1)

Boyfriend #5

Ray Riboldi, age seventeen

After a couple of months, two emotionally immature boys who Jane had grown up with decided Ray shouldn’t be dating out of his Appearance Pool and played a prank involving catapulting dog poop (so original!) into the open roof of Ray’s rusty Jeep.

“Stay away from girls too pretty for you!” they shouted, tires squealing out of the school parking lot.

Jane swore she wasn’t involved, but Ray didn’t listen. In the middle of the cafeteria, he ground a premeditated Hostess cupcake into her hair. Hard.

Turned out, he wasn’t that nice after all.