Chapter Sixty- One
Cujo
Me
He bit me on the ASS. The fucking ASS. It’s your turn to work on training the beast tomorrow.
Gy
Get Lassie to help. I’m busy hunting Beatdown.
Me
We both know Fen is doing that and you’re sitting around eating snacks.
Gy
Fuck you. I stress eat.
Me
Might be good to let Bigfoot chase YOU then. Wouldn’t want to be old AND fat.
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Ask Fen if he knows where they’re keeping our honeybee prisoner. Since he hasn’t found Beatdown yet, maybe he’ll have better luck finding something stationary.
Gy?
Gy?
Answer me, dammit.
Pizza tonight?
Gy
Yes. Let’s drown our sorrow in sauce and cheese.
Me
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, but notice how you answered for food?
Gy
Shut up and order pepperoni before I kick you out of the house.
Me
Pineapple it is.
Gy
Yeah, get it. I’d love to watch you gag on goddamn fruit pizza.
Me
Touché