Chapter Twenty-Seven Clara
Chapter Twenty-Seven CLARA
Subject: Milo S
Hey Katies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got your email, thanks babe. So great to hear you finally got hold of my reference and glad it was all good – of course, I knew it would be!! My old boss Harry was always saying how incredibly impressed he was with my publicity work at Celebs R Us.
LOVING the sound of kickboxing, and yep, we’ll be there from 3.
30pm as requested. I’ve rounded up three extra people for the class like you asked, to top up numbers.
I’ve got the taxi booked – yay expense account!
!!! It’ll be a huge success, you can definitely trust me.
And also, I’m actually AMAZING at kickboxing, I’ve been doing it for years – I did three classes just last week.
You don’t have to worry about ANYTHING. I’ve got Milo covered, you just focus on growing some more, like, toenails and eyebrows inside your womb or whatever – LOL!
! Do babies even have eyebrows?!!! Anyhoo, speak soon, lots of love.
Clara xxxxxx
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Milo S
Hey Katies!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally get it, no more weird questions about your baby, PROMISE!! And yes, I do understand it’s not an expense account. I’ll keep the receipt.
Quick one – did Milo say anything about me?
Like, is he excited for us to be working together?
Excited to be collaborating on this venture ?
Can you tell him I’m SUPER excited and can’t wait?
I know we’re going to be a brilliant team, our vibes are very similar, y’know?
Don’t you think I should have his personal phone number? So I can text him a few quick Qs???
Speak soon!!
C xxxxx
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Milo S
Hey Katies!!!!!!!!
No problem, agreed this isn’t school and vibes aren’t everyone’s Mia cup of tea. Don’t worry, I can totally be professional!!!
Are you sure I can’t have Milo’s number? I reckon he’d want me to have it! It would only be for, like, really important stuff. Emergencies only!!!! BTW, what’s his fave colour??? I think it would be so cute if we wore matching colours at the event tonight!!!
C xxxx
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Milo S
Hey Katies!!!!!
Sorry, Mia cup of tea is an in-joke, but you’re right, I shouldn’t make any more jokes.
Gotcha re the outfit, I will just wear the usual gym clothes. I think I probably have a sports bra somewhere???!!! Might have to buy one! OK to stick it on the expense account?
Oh, and you didn’t answer about his fave colour… I bet it’s like a dark swirling hazel, right? To match his eyes? Or a sandy beach textured yellow? Like his hair???
C xxx
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Milo S
Hey Katies!!!
Yes, you’re right, I did say I’ve been doing kickboxing for years, so obviously I have a sports bra.
Loads of them, of course. I just meant I should probably get one in Milo’s fave colour, just to be safe (is it midnight blue?
? Emerald green??). But no wozza!!! I know it’s not an expense account, you don’t need to use all caps! !!!
C xx
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CLARA POYNTZ
|Brand consu ltant|
Personal publicity assi st ant to fa mous actor Milo Samuels, st ar of smash hit TV series Book Boy fr iend , rated almo st fo ur st ars o n IMDb
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Milo S
Hey Katies!
Totally no problem! Signature deleted!!!!
C x