Showtime Dalton

The video starts with a clip of me on my knees begging someone unseen behind a well-placed pillar, while the song plays over the speakers.

A second later, the shot jumps to me, leaning against old Betty, the ocean in the background. I clasp my hands together in prayer. “Thanks to you guys, a lot of money was raised during the auction to help a small business around Santa Rosé this year.”

Lifting my cowboy hat from my head, I tip it towards the camera. “Just wanted to tip my hat to you all. It was an awesome night full of a lot of fun. It was great to meet so many of you. And, because I know what you’re all waiting for, I’ve got a little peek of the shenanigans we got up to…”

I wink at the camera before the video cuts to clips of the auction.

Smutty_Girl:

Save the horses, ride this man

Mountains.Of.Books. &.Travel:

I'd like this one in a size large please

AJKnowsProse:

If I lick it, can I keep it? Asking for a friend…

LoveXPieInfinity:

I can't seem to find the add to cart button

FiretoFire831Station9:

Get this shit off my feed. Disgraceful.

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