10. Miller
Mom
Camp is excellent.
Glad to hear it. How are the campers?
Not here yet. But there’s a girl here and she’s HOT.
How old is she?
*shrug emoji* Old enough.
As long as she’s not still in college. You need someone mature in your life.
*wink emoji* That’s why I have you.
*eyeroll emoji* Jesus, you need to get laid.
Don’t we all?
Need me to send a care package with condoms?
Think I’m good for now. But I’ll take some brownies.
I’ll work on it. Let me know how things go when the campers get here. Can’t wait to hear all about it. And the girl.
CARD SHARKS
Blake: You quit the camp gig yet?
No chance of that. There’s a girl here.
Cam: Please tell me it’s not a camper.
Maddox: You’re one to talk about hooking up with someone off limits.
Cam: Um, stepsister much?
Thanks for the vote of confidence, you assholes. And no, it’s not a camper or my stepsister or any of your sisters. The campers get here tomorrow.
Cam: I was kidding. Mostly. But… details.
She’s… well, there’s something about her. She’s smart and feisty and it’s like there’s so much more to her that I haven’t figured out yet. Pretty sure she hates me, but she’ll get over that. So I’m here for as long as it takes.
I just need to figure out how to jerk off in the shower without the campers hearing. I’m not going to last long without some relief, but I also don’t want to end up as a sex offender.
Cam: Admirable goals for someone working with children.
Shut up. Maddox, how are things with Holly?
Maddox: Good so far. The first ultrasound was weird. The baby looked like a gummy bear.
Looks like its dad, huh?
Maddox: That’s my kid, you asshole.
Blake: Calm down, boys. Good luck tomorrow, Miller. You’re gonna need it.