Texts
Fox
Hey
Webber
Hey
Fox
You playing today?
Webber
Nope… ridin’ pine tonight
Fox
I got something you can ride.
Webber
LOL I just bet you do
Fox
Happy opening day
Webber
Don’t let anything by you
Fox
Like I ever do
Webber
Cocky
Fox
Confident
Webber
Go play your game Jonathan
Fox
I saw that grab at short today
Nice
Webber
You caught that huh?
Fox
I catch them all, baby
Webber
Flirt
Fox
With you? Always
Fox
Why is it always me texting first?
Webber
You want my body
You can’t resist me
You’re obsessed with me
Take your pick
Fox
The fact that you said all those as jokes is the only thing funny here
Webber
Happy now?
Fox
OMG OMG OMG
Webber
Oh for fuck’s sake
Fox
Watch out, brat…
Webber
What are you gonna do? Spank me?
Fox
Maybe
Webber
The fact that you think that’s a punishment is the only thing funny here
Fox
I’m gonna be in your city in two weeks
Webber
You are?
Fox
Fucker…
Webber
LOL I know you are
Fox
Can I see you?
Webber
Fraternizing with the enemy??
Fox
I don’t give a shit. My dick doesn’t work anymore
Webber
Ummm…?
Fox
I only get hard now when I think about you
Webber
Wait… you haven’t slept with anyone since before spring training??
Fox
Just me and my hand
Webber
…
Fox
I know. You broke me. Seems only fair you fix me.
Webber
It’s hard having the best ass in baseball
Fox
Now who’s the cocky one?