Texts
Webber
That call at home was bullshit
Fox
Eh them’s the breaks kid
Webber
Kid?
Fox
You”re what? Couple years younger than me?
Webber
I”m 28.
Fox
I won”t be 28 until October
I snagged me an older man... hot damn
Webber
You”re ridiculous
Fox
Am I though?
Webber
Yes
You are
Fox
But did I snag an older man?
Webber
Um...
Fox
Are you my man Greyson?
Webber
Are you mine?
Fox
You bet your ass I am
Webber
We”ve been together twice
We live a thousand miles apart
Fox
937 to be exact
Webber
Oh my god did you google that?
Fox
Hell yes I did
Webber
You”re such a distraction
I was trying to make a point
Fox
Your point was stupid and didn”t need to be made
Webber
That”s rude
Fox
Grey
Webber
What?
Fox
We text every day, talk most of them
I think about you more than is necessary
I smile every time I hear your name on ESPN
You”re telling me absence doesn”t make the heart grow fonder
Webber
It certainly makes my dick grow harder
Fox
That”s a good enough place to start for me
Webber
Wait... what does that mean?
Fox
Don”t act dumb
You”re far too smart for that
Webber
Are you asking me to be your boyfriend?
Fox
I”m not
Webber
Oh...
Fox
I”m saying you already are
You”re just late to the party
Webber
Yes sir
Fox
That”s my good boy
Webber
Shit... now I have to go jack off before the game
Fox
Why does that do it for you? I know you like it but sometimes I feel like I”m praising a fucking labradoodle for not shitting on the carpet
Webber
LOL
Let”s just say my daddy issues are bad enough that I crave your attention and praise but not bad enough to actually call you Daddy
Hard pass
Fox
I can live with that
Webber
Good
Want a picture or video of me coming for you?
Fox
Yes
Webber
Hahaha... both it is
Boyfriend
Fox
Fuck yes