Chapter 30
Mom, do you want me to tell them anything else?
VLOG, RANDOM YOGA POSES , SEPTEMBER 25
PEYTON: Hi, everybody. This is Random Yoga Poses . My name is Peyton Ellison. That’s my mom Emmy on the floor there. She’s not feeling very motivated today, so I’ll be doing the vlog. I guess we’ll go ahead with Child’s Pose today. That’s the pose my mom is in at the moment; she’s been doing it for about an hour now. You just basically kneel down and let your face fall to the floor, and then you just lay there. You can put your arms out in front if you want for a stretch. Or, like my mom, you can let them lay alongside you like dead tree branches. You can turn your head to the side or prop your forehead on your hands. Or, again, as my mom is demonstrating, you can just have your face right on the floor. Just… you know… staring right into the carpet with your dead tree branch arms lying next to you. Rrrrright. Okaaaay. Mom, do you want me to tell them anything else? Mom?