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Nathan: Does everyone know Reed’s coworker, Rose?
Luke: Dude. Give it a day
Lucy: Obviously we know Rose
Mom: Is she okay?
Nathan: She’s great
Nathan: Might want to have her head examined, though
Nathan: I have news that will blow your mind
Nathan: Prepare yourselves to be amazed
Lucy: If you’re about to send us pictures of another potato chip that looks like a person’s face, I’m going to block you
Nathan: Better
Graham: You didn’t actually ask her out, did you?
Nathan: Au contraire, mon frère
Nathan: It’s so much better than that
Nathan: You will never guess
Jovie: YOU GUYS!!!!
Jovie: THEY’RE DATING!!
Jovie: REED AND ROSE!!
Jovie: We saw them together at the concert!!
Jovie: He said he’s her boyfriend right in front of everyone!!
Jovie: He had his arms around her and everything!!!
Jovie: She’s so pretty
Jovie: Do you think she has a friend for Dad?
Luke: Time for bed
Jovie: Rude!
Nathan: Okay, the nugget took the wind out of my sails, but yes
Nathan: Reed and Rose are dating
Nathan: I was going to tease it a little more, build the anticipation
Nathan: But now you know
Mom: This is good news!
Dad: Finally!
Lucy: Are you sure about this?
Nathan: Did you not see the nugget’s all-caps messages?
Nathan: We were standing right there and witnessed it
Graham: You’re playing with fire to announce it in the family chat
Nathan: Jovie would have said something if I didn’t
Luke: Having less impulse control than a ten-year-old isn’t a flex
Dad: Let’s agree not to mention it to your brother
Dad: Reed won’t like everyone in his business
Reed: No, I don’t
**Nathan has left the chat**