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Rose: Operation Grump seems to be working
Rose: Cat-Reed came into the living room today
Rose: He only stared at me for half an hour, but it’s progress
Reed: Does that make me man-Reed?
Rose: Obviously
Rose: I need tips on how to be even grumpier so he’ll love me quicker
Reed: That’s sunshine talk
Rose: Ugh, you’re right
Rose: I can pretend he doesn’t exist
Rose: I don’t even want to stroke his soft fur
Rose: I can’t be bothered to boop his little nose
Rose: I wouldn’t even like it if he curled up next to me in bed
Reed: You’re resisting like a champ
Reed: What did you do on your day off?
Rose: I worked on a diamond painting craft while I binged a documentary series about a guy learning how to live life to the fullest
Reed: Good documentary?
Rose: Oh, yeah. All about taking risks and having adventures and living your best life
Reed: Who is the guy?
Rose: Chris Hemsworth
Reed: I’m sorry I asked
Reed: Where did you put your stained glass window pane?
Rose: In my bedroom with the rest of my trinkets
Rose: It actually turned out really pretty
Rose: Makes the room glow
Rose: Where’s yours?
Reed: In the trash
Rose: What???
Reed: I’m kidding
Reed: It’s in the window in my cabin
Rose: Are roosters your favorite animal or something?
Reed: It was the first one I saw
Reed: Are the raccoons leaving you alone tonight?
Rose: Everything’s quiet so far
Rose: But I left out a bottle of tequila last night, so maybe they’re sleeping it off
Reed: Smart thinking
Reed: Call me if anything like that happens again
Rose: I will, but don’t worry
Rose: I always have cat-Reed to protect me
Reed: I’m sending you a link to 1000 names for cats
Reed: Pick one