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Rose: I looked up sturgeons
Rose: They’re horrifying
Rose: Are they really in rivers around here?
Reed: Lakes, mostly
Reed: Good eating, if they’re caught in fresh water
Rose: They look like dinosaurs
Reed: Is it the bony fins that bother you?
Rose: Obviously
Rose: And their beards
Reed: You don’t like beards?
Rose: I like your beard
Rose: Fish beards are gross squiggly fingers
Rose: Not like your beard
Reed: They use them to catch their prey
Rose: So they ARE like your beard
Reed: Are you my prey?
Rose: I’m more of a voluntary participant
Rose: I think it’s time for me to see your mythical cabin
Reed: It’s far too shocking
Rose: Jovie likes it, and I trust her opinion
Reed: She likes peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches on sourdough bread
Reed: Her opinions are all over the place
Rose: I want to see where you live
Rose: You can teach me how to fish
Rose: I’ll even let you keep all the fish I catch
Reed: That’s enough flirting for today