Chapter 14
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
ELLIE
Zoey
Please tell me you’re coming home for Chandler’s baby shower I am willing to beg. On my knees. I miss your face.
Ellie
I was literally just checking flights again to see if something could work. I don’t think I am going to be able to swing it between work and the $$
I’ll send you a selfie
Zoey
BOO
What if I promise to find a suitable Band-Aid-ripper here? It’s like the perfect set up since you’d only be visiting.
Graham is going to a new gym and some of the guys are . I feel like a super jacked dude would be hottt.
Imagine the stamina.
Ellie
about that
we need to FaceTime soon
Zoey
…
Tell me right now or I’ll scream.
Ellie
I’m pretty sure if you scream at work you’ll scare the kids... maybe even get fired lol
Zoey
Nothing scares these heathens, Ellie.
And it’s lunchtime anyway.
TELL ME
Ellie
fine
I may have found a proper suitor and done the deed
Zoey
OMG ELLIE BELLIE!!!!!!!
Fuck yes
I’m so proud
How was it?? Tell me everything
Ellie
so good! ya girl got herself a fuck buddy
Zoey
Shut the actual fuck up you DID NOT!!!
You can’t see me, but I’m crying happy tears for you. My little baby is all grown up with her own fuck buddy. *sobs*
Ellie
please reread that text and remember your job is to teach kids
Zoey
Ugh, don’t remind me. I have to quit texting because of said job. The heathens are back from lunch.
Expect a FaceTime this weekend and be prepared with details!
I’ll have a list of questions
BYE I LOVE YOU
Ellie
love you more