Briar Anti-Cole Group Chat
Lawrence
Saw the sign on Cole’s door. You guys finally fucking?
Wes
Watch yourself, son. He’s going to boot you from the group chat again.
Lawrence
Don’t call me son unless you want me to call you daddy
Javi
Lawrence
Word on the street is that the old-timers are throwing Cole a party to celebrate Seb’s life.
Javi
With fireworks.
Morgan
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Lawrence
Me and Cole haven’t had a roman candle war in years. Maybe that would cheer him up.
Javi
Hell no. The last thing we need is one of you losing a finger.
Lawrence
Boooo.
Morgan
When’s the “celebration”?
Wes
Tonight.
Morgan
Shit.
Alejo
We could ask them to reschedule in a couple of days, then leave before the party. Say Cole’s too tired for tonight or something.
Javi
I underestimated you, Ale.
Lawrence
It’s always the quiet ones.
Wes
Leave the kid alone.
Morgan
Let’s go with Alejo’s plan. If any of those sentimental bastards complain, we’ll just say Cole wanted to leave early to pay our respects to Seb privately.
Lawrence
Blame it on Cole. Got it.
Javi
Should we ask Cole first?
Morgan
Under different circumstances, yeah, but it’s just going to stress him out.
While we’re on the topic, steer away anyone who comes to the Briar before they talk to Cole. Let’s load Briar quickly and get out of here. Sound good?
Alejo
Roger, captain.
Lawrence
Rrrrroger.
Wes
Javi
I’m not saying Roger via text.
Lawrence
You just did.