Epilogue
“Ryan, Etienne?” Adrian pounded up the back staircase, rounded the corner into the entryway and stopped short. “Oh, there you are.”
“Good morning, papa!” Both boys sang out at once, identical angelic smiles on their faces.
Adrian’s eyes narrowed on his sons. They were standing on either side of the closed entryway door, seeming like nothing so much as a pair of lookouts—or perhaps a pair of matching nutcrackers.
Those sweet smiles, however…he’d seen those particular smiles before, and always right before some ungodly chaos broke out. “What are you two up to?”
“Nothing at all, papa!” The boys sang out again.
“And we don’t know where Mama is,” Ryan added.
Mama. For months after he and Helena married, the boys had persisted in calling her “Miss Templeton.” It had made his heart sink every time, as no one aside from Sophie herself could have been as much of a mother to Ryan and Etienne as Helena was, but every time it happened Helena only smiled, shook her head, and said, “Give them time, Adrian.”
Time, as was the case with so many things, had wrought the change he’d hoped for. Occasionally Helena was still “Miss Templeton,” but more often than not now, she was “Mama.”
Except he hadn’t asked them where Helena was, had he? Not yet, anyway. “How curious, Ryan, that you should be so quick to deny any knowledge of Mama’s whereabouts when I didn’t even ask after her.”
“Well, she’s not outside, so there’s no reason for you to go out—ouch, Etienne!” Ryan glared at his brother, who’d just elbowed him hard in the ribs. “That hurt!”
“We weren’t supposed to say anything! You’re tattling it, Ryan!”
“I didn’t tattle it! I never said a word about the alder tree!”
The alder tree! “Good Lord, don’t tell me she’s gone up that tree?
” Helena had been muttering about mistletoe for days, as The St. Mary’s Ladies’ Benevolent Society Christmas Fete was only a few weeks away.
She’d been made the head of the decorations committee this year, after Lady Codswaddle was dethroned in a unanimous vote.
He’d seen what was coming, of course, and had absolutely forbidden her to climb that blasted tree, but once Helena set her mind to a thing, nothing less than an act of God would deter her. “Devil take it.”
“You shouldn’t curse, papa,” Etienne scolded. “Mama doesn’t like it.”
Well then, he and Helena were even so far this morning, weren’t they? “Come on, boys, let’s go get her down.”
“Yes, let’s!” Rather than showing even a shred of remorse for having given Helena’s secret away, the boys scurried joyously after him, chasing him through the door and down the drive, the frigid morning air whipping bright color into their cheeks.
He caught sight of her well before they reached the end of the drive, in part because she looked like some exotic winter bird, her blue cloak like bright plumage against the backdrop of the somber gray sky above, but also because of the round bundles of mistletoe sailing through the air and hitting the ground beneath the tree.
“Helena! What the devil do you think you’re doing? Get down from there at once!”
She peered down at him through the dark branches, a bundle of mistletoe caught in her fist. “But I haven’t finished yet.”
“You are most assuredly finished, my lady. I’m warning you, Helena. Either come down from there at once, or I’m coming up to fetch you myself.”
There was an exasperated huff, then the thorny bundle of mistletoe landed at his feet. “There’s no need for that, I assure you. I’m nearly done. If you come up here now, you’ll only slow me down.”
“That’s it, madam. Stay where you are.” He braced his foot on one of the thicker branches near the bottom and caught hold of another one above his head.
“Hurrah!” The boys cried out gleefully. “Papa’s going up the tree!”
Helena’s head popped back into sight with her lips turned down in a frown. “For pity’s sake, Adrian, you’re the most stubborn man alive.”
“Then we’re well matched, are we not, my lady?”
“What do you intend to do when you get up here? Carry me down on your back?”
“If that’s what it takes to get you out of this bloody tree, then yes, and I warn you that once I have you down, I’m going to have the gardeners remove this cursed thing.”
“What? But it has the nicest mistletoe in all of Steeple Barton!”
“Yes, well I’m very sorry for it, but as my wife can’t seem to stay out of this tree, I haven’t any other choice than to remove it.” He’d nearly reached her now, just a few more branches and he’d have her.
There was another huff from above him. “Your wife is perfectly capable of making her way up this tree, and back down again, my lord. I’ve done it a dozen times.”
“That, Helena, is precisely the problem.” He was nearly there, just another few branches… “There! I’ve got you.” He curled his arm around her waist, holding her carefully between his chest and the trunk of the tree.
“Where, my lord, will we get our mistletoe if you have the tree removed?”
“This may surprise you, Lady Hawke, but I don’t give a damn about mistletoe. If the Benevolent Ladies insist upon having kissing balls, they’ll have to start climbing trees themselves.”
“Why, you awful man. Don’t say you mean to send poor Lady Goodall up a tree.”
It was meant as a scold, but the corners of her lips were twitching, and her eyes, more a blue than gray today, because of her cloak—were twinkling. He couldn’t help but press a kiss to her lips, which resulted in a chorus of boyish giggles drifting up from the base of the tree.
“Perhaps not Lady Goodall,” he allowed. “Or Lady Anne, as I believe Montgomery might object to it.” Lady Anne had recently married a viscount, and the two of them were happily settled at Montgomery’s country estate near Oxford, but Lord Codswaddle might be perfectly happy to see his wife sent up a tree.
“Husbands do seem to object to this sort of thing, don’t they?” Helena let out a theatrical sigh.
“What, to the wives they adore scaling trees and risking their necks so Goodall Abbey can be smothered in kissing balls? They do rather, yes.”
“Oh, but this mistletoe isn’t for Goodall Abbey, my lord. This is for the kissing balls for Hawke’s Run.”
“Hawke’s Run!” He let out a groan. “Don’t tell me Goodall Abbey’s flooded again, and we’re to host the fete this year!
” If that was the case, he’d do what he must, of course, but he’d been looking forward to spending a quiet Christmas with just the boys and Helena, especially as Tilly and Euphemia were meant to spend the New Year with them.
“No, these aren’t for the fete at all. We’ve finished all the kissing balls for the fete already. These are private kissing balls, my lord, for us, alone.”
“Private kissing balls?” That sounded a great deal more intriguing. “I see. Where do you intend to hang these private kissing balls, my lady?”
“Well, I thought we might start by hanging one over our bed.”
“That is a good idea.” He nuzzled her neck, a growl rumbling in his chest. “Anywhere else?”
“Yes. One from the mantel in our bedchamber, and perhaps we should fix one to the bronze lantern in the bathing room, above the bath.”
“The bath? Dear God.” A low, tortured groan slipped from his lips. “I was wrong. I do give a damn about kissing balls, after all. Anywhere else?”
“Yes, one last place.”
“Mmm.” He dragged his lips up her neck to her ear. “Where?”
“I think you’ll especially like this idea, my lord.”
He groaned again, his hands tightening around her waist. “Will I? Tell me, then.”
“We must hang one from the rafters in the stables, right over the cat pen. I’d quite like another litter of kittens.”
He paused in his exploration of her neck. “Kittens?”
“Yes, my lord. Kittens,” she said, shaking with suppressed laughter.
“You’re a wicked tease, Lady Hawke.” He chuckled, and pressed a soft kiss behind her ear.
She smiled up at him, her arms stealing around his neck. “How in the world do you ever intend to get us down from this tree?”
“The same way we went up, my lady.” He dropped another kiss on her lips. “One limb at a time.”