Emails
From: Navarro, Nick
Subject: Missing assignments
Ms. Wilder,
Best,
Nick
From: Wilder, Ramona
To: Navarro, Nick
Date: Saturday, October 3, 12:06 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
Dear Professor Navarro,
Thank you for your concern. I assure you, I understand how to navigate a basic website. I submitted them earlier today, well before the deadline.
RW
From: Navarro, Nick
To: Wilder, Ramona
Date: Saturday, October 3, 12:11 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
I didn’t mean to imply that you didn’t.
However, I’m afraid I still don’t see the assignments.
-N
From: Wilder, Ramona
To: Navarro, Nick
Date: Saturday, October 3, 5:40 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
I have to say, I’m a little surprised you’re spending your Friday night emailing me about this. I appreciate how devoted UCLA’s professors are to their students’ success. It gives me a lot of hope for the future of our country.
My sincerest apologies. Looks like there was an internet outage in my neighborhood—those pesky Santa Anas knocked out power for a while.
They should be there now.
RW
From: Navarro, Nick
To: Wilder, Ramona
Date: Saturday, October 3, 7:15 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
Looking forward to reviewing them. And I could say the same thing about you, but I’m happy to see you’re this committed to your education, even on a weekend.
-N
From: Navarro, Nick
To: Wilder, Ramona
Date: Saturday, October 3, 8:22 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
Also, I have to ask—does your email address really imply the existence of 16 other R. Wilders in the UCLA system?
From: Wilder, Ramona
To: Navarro, Nick
Date: Saturday, October 3, 10:19 a.m.
Subject: Re: Missing assignments
And you don’t sleep in either? I’ll try not to look too closely for undereye circles on Monday.
Guess so. I tried to get [email protected], but it was already taken.