Text Messages
Nick: I had a great time last night. Thanks again for the invite.
Ramona: me too
even if your dancing was the spookiest thing at the party
Nick: I didn’t send anyone to the hospital, so I’m calling that a win.
Ramona: what are you up to this weekend?
Nick: Perusing the endless abyss that is LA apartment listings. Debating auctioning off a kidney. You?
Ramona: contemplating the meaning of life, etc
what kind of bachelor pad are you looking for?
Nick: An affordable one.
It’s been so long since I did this on my own. I have no idea what I’m supposed to be looking for.
Ramona: something with a pool and a jacuzzi, definitely
a built-in backyard pizza oven
maybe a chicken coop? you could name them after your favorite psychologists
Nick: See, this is what I’ve been missing. My priorities are completely out of whack.
Would you…maybe want to come with me to check out a couple places?