Fake Bride of the Bratva Boss

Fake Bride of the Bratva Boss

By Sloane Merrick

1. The Black-Wax Offer

One

The Black-Wax Offer

Evelyn

The wax seal cracks under my thumbnail like a communion wafer, which is the most dramatic thing that has ever happened on this windowsill, and I include the pigeon incident.

Black wax. An actual crest pressed into it, some kind of two-headed bird with too many opinions. Who does this in the year of our Lord, on a Tuesday, in Chicago? Nobody sends wax-sealed correspondence unless they are either a Renaissance duke or extremely committed to a bit.

I spread the letter flat on the counter next to my breakfast, which is coffee and the last of a sleeve of saltines, and I read it twice because the first time I assume I have hallucinated a decimal point.

Head nanny. Private residence. Immediate relocation. Start Monday.

Then the salary.

I set the paper down. I pick it up. The number does not move, which is rude of it, because I am extremely prepared to negotiate with a number.

Beside the letter, in a stack I have arranged by month like a woman with the illusion of control, sit three student loan statements.

The total is circled in red pen because I circled it at two in the morning in October, as if the red would shame it into shrinking.

It did not shrink. It has, in fact, grown, which feels less like interest and more like a personal grudge.

I do the math. It takes eleven seconds. That is the humiliating part, how fast the argument ends.

I have spent four years building a very sturdy internal courtroom for exactly this kind of decision, full of caution and reasonable objections and my own voice saying let’s think about this, and one envelope walks in and the whole jury just goes home.

The radiator clanks twice, which is its way of saying good morning and also possibly threatening me.

I text Daisy: A billionaire mailed me a job offer with a wax seal.

She replies in under a minute: absolutely not. Daisy: that’s how women end up in podcasts. Daisy: what’s the money?

I send a photo of the number.

Daisy: ok take it, but if a man says he collects rare objects you run.

I pack one bag. That is not a poetic exaggeration, it is a logistics reality, because I own approximately one bag’s worth of things that are not books, and the books can wait in Daisy’s storage closet with the Christmas lights and her ex’s snowboard.

Two pairs of jeans. The good cardigan. The interview shoes that make my heels bleed after four hours and which I will therefore wear for exactly three and a half.

The L downtown smells like wet wool and someone’s bodega coffee, and a man across the aisle is narrating a phone call about drywall with the passion of a Shakespearean actor.

I hold the envelope in my lap and press my thumb over the broken wax the whole ride, which is a nervous habit I am choosing not to examine.

The building is one of those historic downtown ones that looks like it was built by people who assumed the Republic would last forever.

Limestone. Brass doors. A lobby attendant named Ruslan who says my name before I say it, which is either excellent service or the opening scene of the podcast Daisy warned me about.

The elevator has a bench in it. A bench. For the exhausting forty seconds of vertical travel.

I do not sit on the bench. Sitting on the bench would mean the bench won.

At the top, there is one door. Not a hallway of doors, one. And when I lift my hand to knock, it opens first, and I have to recalibrate my entire face in a quarter of a second because I was expecting a butler, or an assistant with a tablet, or honestly a small procession.

Instead there is a man filling the doorframe.

Tall. Dark suit that fits him the way the building fits the block, like both of them were designed at the same time by someone with a very specific vision.

Dark hair, a little silver at the temple, and a scar that runs from his jaw down into his collar, catching the morning light coming off the windows behind him.

Late forties, maybe more. The kind of face that has been making decisions for a long time and has stopped apologizing for any of them.

I have thoughts. The thoughts are inappropriate and arrive with alarming speed and I would like the record to show I did not invite them.

He looks at me. Not the polite scan people do in doorways. He looks at me the way I imagine he looks at a property survey, cost on one side, risk on the other, running the numbers before he decides whether to speak.

So I look back. I do not drop my eyes and I do not do the little apologetic smile I have been doing since I was sixteen, because I took the L for forty minutes and my heels already hurt and I am not going to arrive at this apartment and immediately become furniture.

Something behind his eyes moves. One small adjustment, quick, not performed for me. He did not intend for me to see it. I saw it.

“Evelyn Marsh,” he says.

Two words. The accent underneath them is Russian, worn down by years of English, and it drops his voice about half a register at the end of my name.

“That’s the one.”

He steps back from the door.

The apartment does the thing expensive apartments do, which is be silent.

Not quiet. Silent. No traffic, no neighbors arguing about parking, no upstairs person who bowls at eleven p.m. Marble underfoot, cool enough that I can feel it through my shoe.

Light coming in controlled, filtered through something, laid across the floor in even panels like it was installed rather than allowed.

There is not one single object in the front room that suggests a human being has ever eaten in here.

I set my bag down by the wall, because I am not going to stand holding it like a woman waiting for a bus.

He watches me do it.

“Your credentials,” he says. “Four years with the Ferrante family. Two children. Why did it end?”

That is it. One question. No small talk, no offer of water, no where did you grow up. He stands with a stillness that is genuinely unusual, both hands loose at his sides, and he waits. Most people fill a pause. He treats it like a chair he is comfortable sitting in.

“The younger one started school,” I say. “They didn’t need full-time care. Mrs. Ferrante cried more than I did. You can call her, she’ll tell you about the time I got gum out of a rug with peanut butter, and she’ll tell it for nine minutes.”

Nothing. Not a flicker. He could be reviewing a spreadsheet.

Then: “The position is yours if you can start Monday.”

I take a breath before I answer, which is my one concession to the fact that my hands are cold.

“Monday works.”

He nods once. He turns to leave the room, and without looking back at me he says, “The door at the end of the hall opens onto the roof. It is the only one in this residence that stays locked.”

Not a warning. Not exactly. Just information, delivered the way you’d tell someone which burner runs hot.

“Understood,” I say.

He goes. Somewhere down the corridor a door closes with the soft weighted sound of hardware that costs money, and I am alone in a marble room in a silent apartment with a job I accepted eleven seconds after opening an envelope, and I have one clear thought, which is: I should find the kitchen.

The kitchen is enormous and immaculate and profoundly unloved. Every surface reflects. There is a bowl of pears on the island arranged with such intention that I move one, just slightly, out of alignment, and feel better immediately.

That is when I see him.

At the far end of the hallway, half behind the door frame, a boy. Seven, maybe. Dark hair sticking up on one side, pajamas at least two sizes too big, sleeves swallowing his hands. He is not hiding, exactly. He is observing, the way you’d watch weather.

“Hi,” I say.

He does not answer.

I do not walk toward him. I crouch down where I am, which puts me under his eye line, and rest my forearms on my knees.

“I’m Evelyn. I’m going to be here a lot, starting Monday. Currently I’m just standing in your kitchen, which is a weird thing to be doing, and I’m aware of that.”

Nothing. He is thinking. I can see him thinking, actually thinking, the small serious concentration of a person taking a question extremely seriously.

“Do you have a favorite book?” I ask.

He considers this for a long time. Fifteen seconds, maybe. I have interviewed for jobs with less deliberation.

Then he disappears. Comes back. Holds up a book with both hands, the sleeves flopping, the cover soft with wear at the corners, Cyrillic down the spine and a firebird on the front with half its tail rubbed off from handling.

“Okay,” I say. “That’s a good one. That’s clearly a very good one, because you’ve read it approximately four hundred times.”

He looks at the book. He looks at me. He holds it a little tighter against his chest.

Behind me, there is a sound like nothing at all, and I know before I turn that Andrei Orlov is standing in the doorway of the corridor.

When I do turn, he has gone completely motionless.

Not still the way he was in the front room, that composed stillness he clearly practices.

This is different. This is the stillness of a man who has stopped mid-step and forgotten to finish it.

Then he moves, and the moment closes over like water.

Mrs. Petrov appears twenty minutes later with keys and a schedule and a handshake that could crush walnuts, and she shows me the staff wing and the linen situation and the code for the service elevator.

At the end of it, in the hallway, in a lowered voice, she says, “You made him show you the book.”

“He showed me. I asked.”

“Yes.” She smooths her cuff. “He has hardly said anything since his mother. Three months.” She says it flatly, the way people say things they have already cried about. “That is his mother’s book.”

I do not have a joke for that. It is the first thing all day I have no joke for.

That night I lie in a bed in a room with sheets that feel like they have never been slept on, in a silence so complete I can hear the blood in my own ears. Somewhere below, the city exists. Up here, nothing.

Which is why I hear the footsteps.

Measured. Unhurried. Coming down the hall past my door, past the linen closet, all the way to the end.

They stop.

There is a pause that goes on longer than a pause should. Long enough that I sit up on one elbow in the dark, listening to a man stand outside a door.

Then the soft, deliberate click of a lock turning.

The footsteps go back the other way, and I lie in the dark holding a thought I do not want, which is that you do not lock a door that has always been closed. You lock a door that was open once.

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