Chapter 29
Chapter Twenty-Nine
OLIVIA
Bestie Lil
SooooOOOOooooo how’d your sleepover go Olivia?????
Oliviaaaaaaaaaaaa
Are you alive???
Allison (new friend)
She’s probably still cocked out
CONKED.
I meant conked.
Bestie Lil
Almost spit my latte out on these hothouse peonies Gray ordered for Rose for their anniversary. WARN A GIRL.
Pearl (AB CONTACT)
the best kind of slips are freudian.
but also please don’t make me read about my brother’s sex life barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
Allison (new friend)
I mean, just because she slept over doesn’t mean they HAD to have sex.
Pearl (AB CONTACT)
sure. i’m sure they spent a quiet evening organizing their receipts.
and NOT borking each others brains out during precious kid-free hours. have you SEEN them together? eye fucking for days.
Bestie Lil
organized their receipts all over his face!
Pearl (AB CONTACT)
lily! blaaaaaaaaaaargh
Allison (new friend)
Maybe we should use a code word for starting / stopping so Pearl knows when the sexy coast is clear.
Pearl (AB CONTACT)
might i suggest BLEACH PEARLS EYEBALLS
Olivia
…..Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
This is not at ALL an insane thing to wake up to.
Allison (new friend)
Yay!! You’re here. How’d it go??
Bestie Lil
Spill it, sister (BLEACH PEARLS EYEBALLS ::rolls lily’s eyes::)
Olivia
He’s in the shower. It was…oh my god. Rough. Amazing. Sweet. Mindblowing. Dirty. Perfect.
Bestie Lil
YAAAS
Allison (new friend)
Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! Omg I’m so happy for you.
Bestie Lil
What’s the count?
Allison (new friend)
Of what?
Bestie Lil
I bet her lunch at Fox otherwise, we’d be drunk with power, Luca,” Olivia said with a laugh. “Duh.”
AB rolled her eyes. “Duh, Dad. I mean Security Guard Dad.”
Olivia handed him a toy sheriff’s badge and sunglasses.
They looked expectantly at him.
“Oh, right.” He clipped the badge to his shirt and put on the sunglasses. “Now what?”
“Okay.” AB waved her light-up wand. “Here are the rules…”
Luca took copious notes as his daughter, who was full of what Pearl would call leadership potential, told him exactly how to play Ballet Princesses.