Satterfield Siblings Text Thread
Next day . . .
brETT:
Cal, fact or fiction—you went on a date with Hailey Bishop on Friday night?
SHANE:
DUDE! HAILEY???
brETT:
How did you keep that a secret?
JULIET:
It was a practice date.
GREYSON:
You make it sound like a playdate.
CAL:
THANK YOU THATS WHAT I SAID
twin telepathy strikes again
GREYSON:
What am I thinking right now?
CAL:
im your favourite brother
GREYSON:
Try again.
CAL:
fine i’ll bring you a coffee. cold foam. the epitome of boring
SHANE:
Bring me one too. Vanilla latte.
DALLAS:
I won’t say no to one either
CAL:
i see how it is. i give and give and everyone takes advantage of me
SHANE:
And how does Noelle factor into your dating plans?
CAL:
im not dating right now
brETT:
Avoidance is a classic technique to avoid heartache.
CAL:
thank you doctor phil
JULIET:
Don’t let her hurt you again.
CAL:
i won’t
DALLAS:
You sure about that, Cap? You were looking a pretty starry-eyed over the dinner table last night.
CAL:
as sure as i am about anything in a long time
JULIET:
Then go get your girl.
brETT:
Did Myles tell you to write that?
JULIET:
Don’t you have a patient to operate on?
DALLAS:
Answer the question.
JULIET:
This is Myles, and we co-wrote the text. She is romantic when she wants to be. *heart eye emoji*
Just be careful, Cal.
CAL:
its cute of you to care
JULIET:
2 words. MRS. GULLIVER.
SHANE:
Cal, whatever you do, tread lightly.
DALLAS:
I’m not covering for you if you tick her off.
JULIET:
You make me sound like a monster.
CAL:
nah youre more like a honey badger with pink lipstick and better style
SHANE:
Now you’ve done it.
brETT:
Lesson 101 in what never to say to women—*insert exactly what you just said*
CAL:
i just meant she’s grumpy but in an endearing way. have you seen a honey badger? adorable like you baby sis
GREYSON:
Foot meet mouth.
SHANE:
Hope you got a will, man.
JULIET:
Myles here again. “Cal, I’m going to slug you. We duel at dawn.” -Jules, verbatim
DALLAS:
Consider this my official endorsement. Make it a good one, sis.
Clarification: I endorse the slugging. Not the dueling.
I’m not cleaning blood off Main Street. Again.
CAL:
im gonna go before i make a mess of things
JULIET:
Too late.
CAL:
heading for a coffee run. text orders
baby sis i’ll bring you a decaf latte and a cream puff *prayer hands emoji*
JULIET:
Make it 2.