M & N Text Thread
MACY:
How goes your first day watching the cutest kid?
NOELLE:
I’ve never seen so many princess movies.
MACY:
Princess movie supremacy.
Please tell me you’re belting out “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” like you did in the shower. I miss that.
NOELLE:
Mulan is her favourite. So yes. We are.
Weird thing to miss, my friend.
MACY:
And how about the handsome neighbour?
NOELLE:
Mace, you promised not to pry.
MACY:
“I won’t make it weird” is not the same as “I will not ask about it.”
He isn’t black booked anymore.
NOELLE:
We’re neighbours. He is my boss now. End of story.
MACY:
Boo.
Have you kissed him?
Kissing heals a multitude of problems.
NOELLE:
NO ONE IS KISSING
MACY:
Methinks the lady protests too much.
NOELLE:
How are you still so annoying from 2,500 miles away?
MACY:
It’s a gift.
I say kiss him.
Ruby sent me the photos of you two. Nothing pretend about that.
Ten bucks says you made that picture of him hugging you from behind your lock screen.
NOELLE:
. . .
My sister is a traitor.
Can we talk about literally anything else?
MACY:
You should have seen the abscess I found yesterday.
NOELLE:
NO
Mace, you need to put a warning before you talk about that.
MACY:
And suddenly kissing talk isn’t so bad.
NOELLE:
Gotta go. Little Miss found a lightsaber and a jar of peanut butter. Tell me why that combo scares me.