Chapter 9 #2
“I’ve never owned a truck.” His response had my chest jerking in silent laughter, but he didn’t seem to mind because he simply ignored it. “I’m also allergic to dogs.”
He was hysterical without ever meaning to be funny.
Even his dramatic sigh had me smiling wider behind his back. “But you’re right. I have several apps with sounds that I enjoy, and if I listen to music, it’s just instrumental.”
“When you’re ready, I’d love to hear your favorite sound apps but we can do that once you’ve learned more about me.” My boy’s immediate reaction to go still had me more curious than worried. “Is there something I should know?”
“Music is personal.” His careful explanation made perfect sense to me, so I nodded and just made a quiet understanding sound. “You don’t mind waiting?”
“My boy, I don’t even know your name yet. I think I’ve proven to be very patient.”
That time when he went still again I had to try not to smile.
“Oh.” His soft grumbly sound was almost my undoing, but I managed to keep a straight face. “You’re very distracting.”
And he was very sassy...but I was thoroughly enjoying watching him do his best to hold it back, so I wasn’t going to complain.
“I think I’m going to take that as a compliment and decide how I’m going to reward you.” He tested my ability to behave to the limit when he turned his head around and frowned at me.
“When will it be appropriate to explain that wasn’t the right response?” His adorably serious expression was one I was never going to forget.
“When we get to the point where you’d like to explore spankings.”
He wasn’t going to forget mine either.
“I’ll take that into consideration.”
Had I mentioned how cute he was?
“Good plan.” Giving him another light peck, I tried to keep my delight in check. “It’d also be a good plan to pick out several compliments to give me as we leave later. That way I can keep replaying them in my head as I drive home.”
He blinked several times before turning in my arms so he could face me easier. “Where you’re going to jerk off?”
“Yes.” All I could see was calm curiosity on his face, so I treated it factually.
“I’m also going to spend the drive home deciding where I’m going to jerk off.
I’ve got an amazing shower and I like jerking off in there, especially when I’m really aroused and I don’t think it’s going to take long to come. ”
When his head cocked, I knew something interesting was going to come out of his full lips. “Most men talk about how long they last. They can even give statistics.”
Most men seemed very strange when my boy described them.
“Sometimes lasting is the goal. Sometimes you’ve already lasted so long it’s time to race toward the finish.” Taking his hand, I brought it down to my groin and helped him to give it a firm squeeze over my pants. “I will have already lasted a long time by that point.”
“I hadn’t thought about it like that.” Glancing up at my face, he waited until I gave him a clear nod before starting to explore my bulge on his own. “Even if you enjoy something, eventually you need to change up the activity.”
“That’s correct.” And by the time I got home, I was going to need to change things up when it came to my erection. “So the shower is a good option but I also might sit on the bed so I can imagine you being on my lap.”
Cocking his head, he watched his hand slowly moving over my pants for a moment before he sat straighter. “Like this?”
Moving to straddle my lap, he spread his legs wide, showing off the cage and his sexy body without realizing how incredible he looked. “Oh.”
Well, he realized it now.
“You like this.” Looking down at himself, he frowned as he spread his knees wider and arched his ass out. “You’ll like this better.”
He seemed dead set on testing my ability to behave to the absolute limit as he picked up my right hand and brought it around to his ass. “Like this.”
Definitely like that, so I moaned as I squeezed his sexy ass cheek as he went back to exploring the length of my erection through my clothes. “You’re right. The bed it is.”
Oh, that grin.
He might not know everything that made him happy yet, but being right was at the top of his list. Making sure he got enough of that rush needed to be a top priority but so did giving him new things to explore.
Like my dick.
“Since you’re going to be sitting down, will you call me later and tell me about it?” Frowning adorably down at my lap, he barely glanced up at my face before he focused on my bulge again. “I made it this way, so I think I should get to hear how it goes.”
I didn’t mind that logic at all, so I nodded and shivered as another wave of pleasure rolled through me. We weren’t going to be able to keep up this game for very long but I was going to enjoy it while it lasted. “Yes, but you’ll need to give me your phone number before we leave.”
Nodding excitedly, he ran his finger along my erection that time, clearly doing some mental math. “Can I measure you? Men do that. The internet said so.”
He would never understand how cute that was.
“Once you let me take you on a date.” I was going to be stubborn about that just to make sure I got one. “Then I’ll let you measure me and kiss it. I think you’ll like that.”
“Oh.” Yep. He liked another new toy to explore. “Emotional stability is important in these types of relationships, so going on a date is probably a good idea.”
We were definitely talking about my emotions, not his, but that was alright for the time being. We’d get him more in tune with his eventually. “I’m glad you see that too.”
So now we had a phone sex date set up and a real date?
Not bad for a random night at the club.
My boy might think Conner was insane but I was pretty sure I owed the chaos queen flowers at the very least.