Chapter 5
When Blaine arrived at the police station for his three o’clock shift, Evelyn, the department secretary, handed him a message from the mayor.
“Did he say anything else?” Blaine asked after quickly scanning the summons.
“Just the ASAP thing—a few times.”
Blaine tossed the message into the trash and headed for his office.
“Aren’t you going to town hall?” Evelyn called after him.
“Eventually.”
He could only imagine what urgent matter the mayor wanted to talk to him about.
Probably the shop at the bottom of the hill—and its owner—had finally caught the attention of town leaders.
Easing into his desk chair, Blaine ached from the sleepless night and the sexual marathon.
The last thing he felt like dealing with right now was a verbal spar-a-thon with the pain-in-the-ass mayor.
Evelyn came to the door. “He’s on the phone again. He knows you’re here.”
Blaine groaned and ran his fingers through his unruly hair. At their last meeting, the mayor had made a comment about Blaine’s hair that he’d pretended not to hear. He hadn’t gotten around to cutting it and didn’t want to hear about that, either.
“Fine,” he said. “I’m going. Tell him I just left.”
As he drove his department-issued SUV up the hill to town hall, he practiced the deep-breathing techniques the counselor had taught him in the aftermath of the Eden debacle.
In through the nose. Hold it. Out through the mouth.
Repeat. Usually the breathing helped to calm him, but as he parked in front of the redbrick building that housed the town offices, Blaine was still agitated.
Not the best frame of mind in which to meet with one’s boss, he thought, as he climbed the stairs and headed for the mayor’s outer office, waving at the town clerk on the way by.
“Why, hello there, Chief Taylor,” said Mona, the mayor’s sixty-something executive assistant. She batted her false eyelashes at him as she did every time she saw him. “So nice to see you, as always.”
Blaine flashed his most charming smile, having learned long ago that the best way to get in good with the boss was to get in good with his assistant. “You’re looking lovely as usual, Miss Mona.”
“Oh well,” she said, blushing. “I bet you say that to all the girls.”
“Are you doing something different with your hair?”
Her plump face lifted into a dazzling smile. “I had foils! They’re so expensive. Do you have any idea—”
“Mona!” The mayor’s bellow had her smile falling to a frown. “Send him in here right now!”
Blaine winked and shrugged on his way past, earning another furious blush from Mona.
Inside the office, he glanced at the bald, red-faced, portly lump named Chet Upton.
It was not for nothing that they called him Uppity Upton at the public safety building.
His glance at Blaine’s hair was followed by a scowl.
“I need you to deal with the situation at the bottom of the hill,” the mayor said without preamble. “She’s causing a public menace, parading around half naked, not to mention she’s making a mockery of our decency laws.”
As Upton’s face took on an unhealthy purplish tinge, Blaine hoped he wouldn’t need his CPR skills before this meeting was over.
“She’s already caused an accident down there, and I witnessed her naughty-nurse routine yesterday.”
A flash of anger all but blinded Blaine. Even though he knew he had no right to feel possessive, he hated the thought of other men, especially Upton, ogling her luscious curves. He put the anger aside to be dealt with later. “Wearing a costume is against the law? Since when?”
“Calling it a costume is actually generous. It was tiny scraps of fabric that barely covered the good stuff.”
Blaine’s hand curled into a fist, and it was all he could do to keep from punching the lusty look off the mayor’s face. “I’m surprised a happily married man such as yourself would look so closely at another woman’s tiny scraps.”
Upton sputtered. “Any healthy, red-blooded man would take a gander when a woman who looks like she does is prancing around barely dressed in public! Now, get down there and make it stop.”
“No,” Blaine said.
“No?”
“She’s not doing anything wrong. The council approved her application and gave her the right to open her business. I’m here to uphold the law, not harass hardworking, law-abiding citizens.”
His face still a startling shade of magenta, Upton sat back in his big chair and studied Blaine. “Do you know this girl?”
“I’ve met her.”
“And?”
“And what?”
“What’s so great about her that you’re willing to stand here and defy your boss to defend her?”
Careful, Blaine thought. “I’d say the same thing about any other citizen who wasn’t doing anything wrong.”
After a long, pregnant pause, the mayor said, “Since you refuse to take action, I’ll place the matter on the council’s docket for the meeting on Monday. Perhaps they should reconsider her application. Until then, you make sure there’re no more accidents down there, or else.”
“Or else, what?”
“Or else you might be looking for a new job.”
Blaine placed both hands flat on the big mahogany desk and leaned forward.
“Don’t you dare threaten me, Upton. I’ve worked my ass off for this town for two years.
I haven’t taken so much as a long weekend off, let alone a vacation.
And don’t tell me how to do my job. If you don’t like how I’m doing it, say the word, and you’ll see my taillights heading for the ferry. ”
The mayor’s mouth hung open. “Now, wait a minute. I never said—”
“That’s exactly what you said.”
Blaine spun around and headed for the outer office. As he winked at Mona, the mayor got in one last bellow.
“Get a haircut!”
Tiffany was alone in the shop when the bells jangled on the front door. Since she figured it was Patty returning from lunch, she didn’t bother to look up from the checkbook register that refused to reconcile.
“Um, excuse me,” a small voice said.
Tiffany’s head snapped up. A customer! A real, live customer! Blaine didn’t count. His visit had been a mission of mercy.
“I’m sorry!” Tiffany rounded the counter to greet the frumpy older woman. “Welcome!”
As the woman took a long look around the store, her rosy cheeks grew rosier. “I think I’m in the wrong place. Someone said this was a gift shop.”
“Oh, you’re in the right place. We sell all sorts of gifts. What do you have in mind?”
The woman zeroed in on a rack of racy nightgowns and took a step back. “I don’t think—”
“Wait.” Tiffany tried to keep the desperation out of her voice. “If you tell me something about the person the gift is for, perhaps I have just the thing.”
“Well, um…”
“You know,” Tiffany said with a warm smile, “I forgot to introduce myself. Where’re my manners? I’m Tiffany Sturgil.”
The older woman hesitated before she took Tiffany’s outstretched hand. “Verna Upton.”
Tiffany’s mouth fell open. “As in Mrs. Mayor Upton?”
“The one and only.”
“Oh, well, why didn’t you say so? How lucky am I to have the first lady of Gansett Island in my humble shop?”
Tiffany realized this was the single most important customer she’d ever have. Winning her over would go a long way toward bringing others in.
Verna released a nervous titter of laughter. “You don’t have to refer to me as the first lady. Just Verna will be fine.”
“All right, Just Verna it is. What can you tell me about this friend of yours?”
“She thinks her husband is having an affair,” Verna blurted out in a rush of words, as if she was afraid she’d lose her nerve if she didn’t say it fast.
“What makes her think that?”
“She said the spark has gone out of their marriage, and now she’s concerned he’s found someone else.”
Her heart thumping with nervous excitement, Tiffany recalled one of the sayings from her favorite self-help book: nothing ventured, nothing gained. She reached for the other woman’s hand and took the plunge. “May I ask you something that’s absolutely none of my business, Just Verna?”
Verna smiled at the nickname. “Of course.”
“Are we talking about your friend, or are we talking about you?”
Verna’s face flushed to scarlet. “Me,” she said softly.
“Honey,” Tiffany said, slipping an arm around her, “you’ve come to exactly the right place.”
Elated by the successful, productive second day at the shop and tingling with anticipation about the night ahead, Tiffany grabbed the bag Blaine had left with her and was locking the front door when Jim appeared out of the shadows.
“What do you think you’re doing?” he asked in a low growl.
Startled, Tiffany dropped the shopping bag, and objects scattered at their feet. Burning with mortification, she squat to quickly refill the bag, but she wasn’t quick enough.
He held up the vibrator. “Is this the kind of trash you’re selling in your little porn shop?”
Tiffany snatched it out of his hand and put it in the bag. “It’s not a porn shop, and don’t you dare come to my place of business and then report that I violated the restraining order you insisted on. Where’s my daughter?”
“With my parents. They and everyone else in this town are talking about what a fool you’re making of yourself parading around half naked in broad daylight. You’re acting like a common tramp, and I won’t have it.”
As she listened to the vitriol spewing from the face she’d once found so handsome and arresting, Tiffany realized she didn’t love him anymore. The discovery made her giddy. He no longer had any power over her. If he hadn’t been standing right there, she might’ve danced a little jig of joy.
She held the shopping bag close to her. While she didn’t love him anymore, she certainly didn’t want him seeing the other items in Blaine’s bag of tricks. “What won’t you have?”
“You. This.” He gestured angrily toward the store. “I won’t have my wife prancing around half naked in the town where I’m trying to build my practice. You’re doing this to embarrass me.”