Text thread with Margarita Central
Cleo has now changed the group chat name and photo to
WAG LIFE
Cleo
I hereby declare the commencement of WAG LIFE, ladies please act accordingly
Sienna
Oh brother… this guy SUCKS
Denver
OH-
Georgia
Don’t you think the name is a little too “my man my man my man” for us
Cleo
Of course, but let me have this five minutes please
Denver
To be frank… I don’t have a boyfriend
Sienna
Cleo
Georgia
To be honest, Ryan is obsessed with you and the two of you are together practically every day.
Legally you’re together.
Legally…
Denver
I hate all of you
Georgia
I mean if you don’t have a boyfriend then would I be still considered a WAG????
I’m not really married
Cleo
Did you sign the marriage license?
Georgia
Well… yes
Sienna
Looks like a WAG… Smells like a WAG
Sienna
Cleo what does that make the little peach???
Cleo
A motherfucking WAG
Poor Denny Pooh is a football WAG but we still love her
Denver
Bitch.
They were DRUNK could that even be considered marriage???
Cleo
They live together… he cooks her three meals a day AND she’s been tailoring a custom jersey for her and Delilah to wear to tonights game
If that doesn’t scream “I love my mans dick and we are happily married” then i don’t know what will LMAOOOO
Sienna
Next she’ll get his name tattooed on her forehead
Denver
And then they’ll get a dog and name it Agnes, Aggy for short
Oh wait…
Georgia
I hate all three of you.
Cleo
Welcome to the WAG life bitches
Sienna has changed the group chat name to HOT WAGS AND SPICY MARGS
Cleo
I liked my name better
Denver has changed the group chat name to MARG CENCH
Georgia
Leave the damn name alone
Georgia has changed the group chat name to Margarita Central