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Did you not like my gift
I know it’s the one you wanted. Send me a picture with the necklace on. Clothing optional but strongly discouraged
Keep ignoring me and I’ll just send more diamonds. You know I love getting your attention
—Call began Saturday 1:05 AM
—Call ended Saturday 1:43 AM
Is it weird that I kind of like it when you yell at me
absolutely yes
So maybe I shouldn’t say it made me hard when you told me to fuck off
I WILL throw my phone in the ocean
I’ll just buy you a new one again. I love getting you gifts
You could find a woman who actually likes getting gifts, you know
Ah, but she wouldn’t be you
Call me when you’re done with work
no
Why not
I don’t like talking to you???
Liar
Why are you so obsessed with my work
Nice swerve.
I’m flexible like that
I can’t wait to test that out for myself
But for the record, I’m obsessed with your work because you spend your nights in a dangerous bar full of horny vampires who don’t take rejection well. Thinking of you walking home by yourself gives me fucking hives
You’d know all about horny vampires who can’t handle rejection, wouldn’t you
I’m an expert on the subject
If I hired a private car for you, would you use it to go to work
it’s literally six blocks away from my house
so no
We wouldn’t have this problem if you quit and let me take care of you
you know how many vampires have used that line on me? Dozens. Hasn’t worked yet
Names.
Names, Dahlia. Now.
enjoy your night, boogeyman
—Missed call Saturday 1:50 AM
—Missed call Saturday 1:52 AM
—Missed call Saturday 1:55 AM
Message transcribed from a voice note:
Gods, I really can’t wait to bite you, brat.