30. Sisters from other misters - group texts
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SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS - GROUP TEXTS
Penny
Anyone around?
Edie
Oh my god. Is it magical?
Nicole
I love NYC.
Angie
You made Big Ben dong yet?
Edie
Oh my god… I was drinking tea. It’s everywhere.
Nicole
I fuckin’ love you, Angie girl.
Penny
Nope, and I won’t be anytime soon. He’s still blowing hot and cold. And I don’t have the energy for it. I’m done.
Angie
What happened?
Penny
He took me for a business lunch with a colleague, who was an arrogant dickhead, cornered me as I came out of the bathroom, and pulled me out of the restaurant without a single word of explanation. We didn’t even eat. Not that I’m complaining about that part. The food was so pretentious and I don’t even know what I ordered.
Edie
What?
Nicole
You sure we aren’t missing some story there?
Angie
Did the colleague flirt with you?
Penny
No.
Penny
I dunno
Penny
Kinda… he offered me a job. But I put him in his place. To be honest, I thought Ben was enjoying the way I was handling the prick.
Angie
Jealousy is an ugly emotion.
Penny
It was more than that. I think.
Edie
Have you asked him what happened?
Penny
Nope.
Edie
You know what I’m going to say.
Penny
Yep, that’s why I’m ignoring you. Angie, Nicole, speak.
Nicole
You gotta talk to him, girl.
Penny
Nope. Ignoring you too, Angie, go.
Angie
You won’t like what I have to say.
Penny
As long as it isn’t ‘talk to him’…
Angie
Strip down to your sexy undies, go find him, straddle him and make that big clock dong til he can’t dong no more.
Penny
And out of the three suggestions, that’s the one that makes the most sense. But I can’t do that, you know I can’t.
Angie
Then go talk to him.
Penny
Ugh. Hate you all.