Chapter 17
Chapter
Seventeen
TEENY TINY HANDS AND A BIG DICK
Neve
Ihave never had so much sex. I mean, I swear anymore friction and we would have started a fire.
I am currently led in his arms while he sleeps and I haven’t been able to sleep a wink.
What if I fart in my sleep and wake him up?
What if I drool all over his chest? Or snore?
I like him, like a lot already. One date, and one night shagathon and I like-like him.
I need to stop myself. I mean he could leave this morning and never come back.
I’ve given him sex so why would he. It’s what most men do – they get the goods then bugger off.
“What has you so tense first thing in the morning?” Jack asks, his voice deep and sleepy.
I lean up on my elbow. “Nothing at all. Morning.” I smile.
His eyes are still sleepy. He tucks my hair behind my ear affectionately and pulls me to him, kissing me softly.
His phone beeps beside him and he groans as he reaches over for it.
“Shit, I’ve got to go,” he states sadly, or pretend sadness.
Maybe it’s like when I would get Bella to fake ring me with an emergency to get out of a date.
I watch him as he jumps up, grabbing his jeans and pulling them on. I try not to stare longingly at his backside. It, like his magnificent cock, is truly beautiful.
He rushes around, finishing getting dressed while I just lay there under the quilt watching him. Once dressed he leans across, placing a chaste kiss on my lips. “Sorry I’m leaving so quickly but I’m needed at the hospital. There’s an emergency,” he apologises.
I nod and give him a small smile. “That’s okay,” I lie.
He kisses me one last time before leaving. I lay on my back, chewing my bottom lip. This is going to take breakfast and a really strong cup of coffee.
“So did he do the dirty doctor talk while fucking you or was it like just a couple of words or something when he orgasmed? Like ‘Yes, take my erection injection!’ or is he more tame like; ‘yes! I love the NHS,’?” Bella asks before taking a big bite of her bacon sandwich.
“One guy back in the 80’s was a doctor and he would listen to my heartbeat with his stethoscope while I was orgasming,” Pearl interjects, sipping her coffee.
Bella and I both look to her with looks of confusion and pure disgust. Just as I am about to correct Bella, Pearl continues her doctor story.
“I mean, I was faking it the entire time. So, I was sure he would figure that out, especially when my heartbeat wasn’t going faster. ”
I sigh, asking the question, “Well, did he find out you were faking it?”
“Yeah, but not because my heartbeat was slow but because it was going too fast and it was irregular. It’s how I found out I have a slight heart murmur.” Pearl shrugs, toking on her vape.
“Jesus Christ.” Bella snorts.
“Anyway,” I say, shaking my head. “No he didn’t say anything like that and no he didn’t listen to my heart as I climaxed. It was hot, it was really fucking hot. The entire night was just amazing, he said things that made me feel like I was, I don’t know, special.”
“Now are you sure you didn’t just drink too many wines and fall asleep watching Love Actually again?” Bella asks teasingly.
I give her a shut the fuck up look. “Fuck you. No he remembered me from all those years ago. He has never forgotten me, and then in the morning he couldn’t rush out of the house quick enough.”
“He said it was an hospital emergency right?” Bella asks.
“Yeah, but he’s an eye doctor for crying out loud. I mean, was there an emergency eyeball situation? I doubt it,” I argue back.
“Someone could have sneezed top hard and POP! Out comes their eyeball, or someone could have tripped and landed eyeball first on a fork,” Bella suggests.
“Really? Someone just happened to fall over and land on a magical fork,” I mock sarcastically.
“Woah, I didn’t say the fork was magical,” Bella defends.
“Well it would have to be pretty fucking special for it to be standing upright on its end, just waiting for that perfect eyeball. I really must watch myself when washing up and those evil bastard forks just waiting to have my eye out,” I snap sarcastically.
Bella holds her hands up in surrender. “Alright alright, calm your tits. Jeez, I thought a shagathon was supposed to make you happy. You’re being a right cranky cunt today.”
“Mummy!” Hope calls out interrupting our conversation
“Yes my beautiful girl?” I answer back.
“Why are you a cranky cunt?” Hope asks skipping over to me.
Bella chokes on her coffee. I give her the death glare before turning my attention to Hope. “What have I told you about repeating what you hear?” I remind her.
“To not repeat words that are grown up or that I don’t understand,” she repeats.
“Right and what have I said about repeating words that come out of Auntie Bella’s mouth?”
“To never ever repeat what she says as she has a filthy mouth,” Hope states.
“Good, now don’t ever let me hear you say that word again,” I say sternly before kissing the top of her head. “Now go play with your dolls.”
Hope turns to face me. “Mummy, I promise to never say it again but what is a cunt?” she asks innocently.
“75% of all men,” Pearl answers before I can speak.
“Don’t listen to your Auntie Pearl, it’s just a nasty word. Okay. Go play,” I rush out, guiding her to her dolls.
“Jesus Christ you two, can you please watch what you say around my daughter?” I chastise them both before sitting back down.
Bella snorts back her laughter. “You’ve got to admit though, it is funny.
” I roll my eyes at her. She hooks her arm around my shoulders.
“Listen here my sister from another mister, Doctor Jack is into you, like balls deep into you. He isn’t anything like that dickhead that fertilised you.
Do you hear me? Give the man a chance and if he doesn’t call or contact you before the end of the week then I will personally hunt his ass down and clamp his nuts in a vice so tight his eyes will pop out of his head,” Bella threatens.
I laugh and shake my head.
“My eyes nearly popped out of my head once. I had a butt plug stuck and I strained so hard to push that bastard out I burst a blood vessel in my eye,” Pearl randomly states.
Bella and I both look her up and down, tilting our heads to the side. “Please tell me you got it out, or is that the reason you walk like you do?” Bella asks.
“Of course I got it out, I went and saw a bum doctor. He got it out. He had very gentle hands,” Pearl clarifies.
“Well, that’s a relief.” Bella nods.
“Big dick though,” Pearl adds. “Big dick and small gentle hands, almost feminine like hands,” she states wistfully, looking off into the distance, pausing to take a pull on her vape.
“It was an odd experience being railed by a huge dick, yet my breasts being caressed by small soft gentle hands. He wasn’t good at foreplay, I mean I imagine it felt the same as it would if you were being fingered by Trump,” Pearl adds.
“Teeny tiny hands.” Bella nods in understanding. I look back and forth between them.
“Okay, well on that note I’m off.” I clap my hands together before standing up and getting the hell out of there. Who knows where that conversation would end up.