After The End
Did any of you guess that Lily and Kyle would end up together? Curious how?
Kyle
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
What the fuck is in my nose? Was my first thought when I woke up the morning after my best friends bachelor party.
Who set that annoying alarm? Was the second.
I ran a hand across my face to see what was causing the the annoying tickle in my nostrils and then froze when my hand touched a head full of hair.
I slowly opened my eyes and blinked away the alcohol haze. There was definitely a woman curled against me while I played the 'big spoon'.
I pulled my head back just enough to look down and see who had ended up in my bed and then cursed as I scrambled out of the bed.
"FUCK, Lily what are you doing in my bed?" I shouted and then blanched when I realized I wasn't wearing any pants. I yanked my pillow off the bed and covered myself with it while I scanned the floor for a pair of boxers.
Lily sat up slowly and turned to look at me with a scowl on her furious but pretty face. She clutched the sheet to her very naked body and looked around the room.
"What the fuck?" she said quietly and then turned her large eyes on me like it was MY fault she was naked in my apartment. "What happened last night?" She asked through gritted teeth.
"I was hoping you'd tell me!" My voice sounded abnormally high pitched to my ears, and I winced. "Did we... ah–did we hook up last night?"
For fucks sake, you’re a grown man get it together.
"You don't remember anything?"
"No." I shook my head.
Lily's eyes widened, as if she remembered something and then she jumped out of the bed and bent over to grab something off of the floor. Without the sheet... giving me a shocking, but spectacular view of her ass.
"You can't say anything to Melanie or Griffin." Her shriek pulled my eyes away from her bent over form and I grimaced.
"No shit."
"I'm serious. Mel will lose her mind." She was hopping into a pair of pants, "We are supposed to be at the venue in thirty minutes, Kyle. We DON'T have time to dwell on this today."
As if waking up with no memory of what happened, next to someone who, on a good day barely tolerates me, and on a normal day probably puts hexes on me, wasn't bad enough.
.. Now we are going to be late for Griffin and Mel's wedding and I can't even explain to two of the most important people in my life WHY I'm late.
How the fuck did this happen?
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Three weeks earlier
"Combined bachelor and bachelorette parties are lame..." I argued, my arms crossed, and a scowl on my face. "I have no interest in watching you girls get drunk and karaoke."
"Why would you automatically assume that's what we would do for a bachelorette party?" Lily snorted, "I'll have you know, i've been envisioning a magic mike type of bachelorette party."
"Pass." I shook my head.
"Well, Melanie wants to make sure you don't turn it into some 'hangover' style boys trip." Lily pointed at me, "if Griffin shows up to his own wedding hungover i'm going to hold YOU responsible."
"Jesus Christ." I groaned and pinched the bridge of my nose. She never failed to give me a headache.
"Not even he will be able to save you." Lily smirked.
The End...