Chapter 8
The funeral arrives with a suddenness that feels rehearsed.
Why does the funeral attendant seem so casual holding the door open for me?
Does he hold doors open for people like me to walk into the worst day of their lives every day?
Did the guests receive the funeral invitation like they were receiving a coupon in the mail?
Did they dress in all black and practice the grimace they’d give me when they saw me walk in?
A woman in her late fifties stares at me as I walk into the funeral home.
She offers me a look she should have practiced in the mirror a few more times.
The lines creasing her mouth point so far down, it feels like she’s doing a bad impersonation of a sad clown hired for a kid’s party.
I find it hilarious and have to wipe the smirk off my face lest someone catch me having an inappropriate reaction to this horrific day.
I force myself to remember why I’m here. It’s the day my second mother happens to be the one lying in the casket.
There’s a spot for me at the very front, so with effort, I try not to chuckle as I walk down the aisle, and more strangers offer me bad impressions of clown faces.
Perhaps, somehow, in some strange stress response, my mind is coping by making jokes about the situation.
Protecting me by creating a sort of hazy denial bubble to float in.
Incredulity, more accurately. But I don’t think Lottie’s friends would understand that on the day of their grieving, so I try my best to make my pressed lips look like an attempt at holding back tears rather than hysteria.
I take my spot on the crushed velvet pew and smooth down the skirt of my favorite black dress.
I’ve never imagined I’d need to wear it to an event like this.
My mom gives me a pained smile beside me, then faces forward for the start of the service.
The hilarity of the event dies down—poor choice of words, I know—when Lottie’s friends start to give speeches.
They tell inappropriate story after inappropriate story about her glory days, drinking to the point of embarrassment, and hooking up with boys at their high school.
It angers me to a degree I can’t recognize.
My great-aunt Lottie was not the rambunctious socialite they are making her out to be. She was patient, an ever-constant, nonwavering source of love. Her disposition was careful, her movements steady and composed.
She had the most unique sense of quiet confidence I have ever witnessed.
She didn’t need to speak; she could just be present in a room, and it was enough to put me at ease.
Her favorite activity was watering her plants, for crying out loud.
Whoever they’re speaking about at the podium is not someone I knew.
But the gregarious sounds of laughter tear through the room regardless.
When everyone is finally laughing at the funeral, I no longer am.
I look to the back of the room to start planning my escape when my eyes catch on a tall figure standing in the doorway.
My breath skips like a dusty record. I hate that I know exactly who it is by the stance alone.
Declan’s gaze snags on mine as readily as a three-pronged ring catching a thread in a lace dress.
He bores into my eyes with a kindness that pisses me off.
It somehow communicates a multitude of thoughts through the fifty feet of space, rows of chairs, and laughing bodies between us.
The type of look that is only possible through years of shared history.
And somehow, infuriatingly so, he has the uncanny ability to look at me with genuine care without the stomach-roiling pity that usually comes with it. Who told him about the funeral?
I stand up abruptly, apologizing to my mom for knocking her knee, before bowing my head as I stalk toward the exit.
I plan on keeping my head down as I brush past Declan on my way to the bathroom.
I should know by now plans like that never work when it comes to him.
He can predict when I’m about to run. He’s seen it happen before.
With five feet remaining before I plan on speeding past him, he disappears behind the door.
Where is he going?
I clear the door he was just leaning on and turn the corner to find the restrooms. And there he is, standing in front of them.
Of course, he guessed my next move.
“Blair,” he says, voice barely above a breathless whisper.
“Excuse me,” I demand, trying to move past him.
He places his hand on my shoulder, so light it feels ticklish through my sleeve.
“Come on. I know you don’t have to use it,” he says.
I rear my head back. “And how do you know that?”
He tilts his head in response, and it communicates more than I want it to.
Because I know you, he doesn’t have to say.
I shake my head. The embarrassment of leaving the funeral during speeches and now being intercepted by the last person I’d want to see feels like a physical attack. If we’re going to have any conversation right now, it isn’t going to be within hearing range of these maddening speeches.
I spin around, march toward the exit sign at the back of the funeral home, and throw open the doors that lead to an empty parking lot. The cool breeze gives me some relief, but my head is still spinning. I sit on the closest thing I can find—the parking curb.
“Blair, wait,” Declan’s voice comes from behind me, but I don’t look. I can hear the sound of his uneven steps as he approaches, and then he sits beside me on the curb. An errant tear threatens to escape, so I keep my head bowed in hopes that he won’t see it.
“I know your friends weren’t able to make it. And I know we’re…” He breathes in deeply before continuing. “I just wanted to be here.”
“How did you know my friends weren’t able to make it?” I snap my head toward him, stunned.
Roshi and Faye weren’t able to put their lives on hold on such short notice to come to the funeral.
The flight plus the road trip makes Seabrook quite the trek to get to, and with their exciting new lives ramping up at full speed, there just wasn’t any way for them to come.
Still, though, he’s never met them. Did I mention them at the coffee shop?
“I…” he stammers, and it catches me off guard. This man has never been one to stammer. Even at the age of twelve, he spoke with a conviction that was borderline funny.
“I didn’t see them in the front row next to you,” he explains. “So, I figured.”
That doesn’t begin to skim the surface of how he would know this. I tilt my head to the side like a dumbfounded golden retriever. Minus the golden part.
“You stalked my Instagram, didn’t you, Declan Renshaw?” I guess.
I’m aware of my eagerness to revert to humor to avoid the reality of today, but I smile a mischievous smile anyway.
“Yes. I stalked you, Blair. Is that actually shocking to you?” He smiles at the pavement.
His voice sounds confident, but I can tell he didn’t mean to reveal this information to me.
He’s witnessed me stumble through countless friendships throughout my adolescence.
So, his awareness of Roshi and Faye feels good. Like a stamp of my growth since him.
“And did you like what you saw?” I prod. A lightness I haven’t felt all week enters my body.
Declan shakes his head and lifts a hand to run it through his hair. He’s smiling bashfully, looking caught in an act he didn’t mean to expose.
“Of course I liked what I saw.” His tone is so matter of fact that I feel my heart thrash jaggedly against my rib cage. He looks at me, letting the silence of what he’s admitted to stretch on. Is it a challenge I see in his expression? To confront what he’s just admitted to?
“Are you still with that girl?” I blurt the question, unable to handle his piercing stare any longer.
His eyebrows furrow. “What girl?”
“You’re not the only one capable of using Instagram,” I state dumbly, looking away. I can’t believe I’m saying this right now.
“Shelby?” he says, voice dipping and coming back up.
I shrug my shoulders. “Is that her name?”
He begins to laugh.
Oh gosh. He’s laughing at me.
“Look, I didn’t mean it in any way. I’m happy for you if—”
“No! No,” Declan says between fits of laughter. His shoulders bounce up and down, head shaking. “No, please don’t be happy for me. We’re not dating.”
He wipes a literal tear from his eye from laughing so much and I want the ground to swallow me whole. “Shelby is my cousin.”
“Oh,” I mumble. I’ve never felt dumber.
It was his freaking cousin.
All these years, I was jealous of his COUSIN.
“I only posted that because the bride, my other cousin, forced us to under their wedding’s hashtag for some competition they were having,” he clarifies, waving his hand. “Otherwise, I don’t really use… social media.”
He seems ten years older with the way he describes posting photos online.
How did he get so much older? That’s kind of the only thing time does, I remember stupidly.
That is why I’m sitting here, at Lottie’s funeral.
The thought makes my stomach turn inside out, skin getting hot and then cold all over.
“Well, sorry for thinking you were dating your cousin. And… thanks for being here. I better get back inside.” I wipe my hands on my dress as I stand and stalk back toward the entrance.
Today is not the day to be mulling over what his words mean, or why he even showed up in the first place. I resume my journey back inside. I don’t hear his footsteps behind me.