Jayne and Evan
SPRING brEAK, THE YEAR BEFORE
J: omg you would be DYING rn.
E: Tell me.
J: Tossed a little something “extra” in Liz’s wine and she is SO messed up. My dad had to help her up the stairs and I might have then accused her of making a move on him.
E: Hahaha stop, that is tragic! More pls.
J: I mean not a bad start. Ur still coming for the weekend next month? Sensing a golden opportunity to up the stakes of the game.
E: I’m all ears xx
J: Two words: Liz and Ben.
E: YES. The game is on. Let’s gooooooo!
ONE MONTH LATER
E: Last night got SO sloppy.
J: I’m literally right next to u. Texting, rly?
E: It’s more fun with your whole fam at the table. Does S know yet?
J: Not yet, telling her as soon as you leave.
E: Staying on high alert waiting for THAT reaction. Do they even remember?
J: God, I’d be shocked. Idk tho, maybe Liz has built up a tolerance now that she’s been roofied twice? Ben was so out of it, I doubt he remembers a thing.
E: Poor baby.
J: Ugh, no sympathy for him, pls.
E: I’m allowed to have sympathy for my fellow bro not being able to remember a hookup.
J: Gonna just go ahead and not acknowledge that. But you win for last night.
E: TY, love to have my work recognized. Keep him texting her too. Love that level of chaos for them.
J: U got it. But next one’s mine. It’s gonna be big.
E: Bar is high.
J: Don’t worry, I’ll reach it ;)
THE NIGHT OF THE PARTY
J: S and C just texted. On their way home now. S forgot his meds. That’s my cue.
E: Wow, can’t imagine how that happened… ;) Good work.
J: TY. Guess I HAVE to go to Trevor’s now, can’t even get ahold of Sadie to warn her…
E: Too bad. I know you wouldn’t be caught dead at a party like that otherwise ;)
J: You know me so well.
AT THE PARTY
E: Oh my God. I’m dying. It’s all true???
J: It’s all true, babe.
E: Next time I’m in town, we’re doing full-on barn party.
J: Only problem with that, I don’t have a barn.
E: Whatever, barns are for horses anyway. But we’ll commandeer one. What’s next on the schedule? Game still on?
J: Still on.
E: Pics or it didn’t happen ;) But only if ur sure. This is… BIG. No take-backs.
J: I know. Kinda in the mood for something permanent.
E: Ur insane. I don’t hate it.
J: Idk about that. Just call me a little bit psychotic ;-)
E: Yes ma’am.
THE MORNING AFTER
E: U ok? Haven’t heard anything. xx
J: Good, just got out of the station. Ben is w/ me. He was a good little helper.
E: OMG. U mean?
J: Game = Complete.
E: Holy shit. Bowing to the queen.
J: One of one now. True original.
E: That’s my girl. U okay? Heavy shit.
J: Yeah. I’m ok. Free as a bird.
E: Free enough to start making plans for spring break? Senior year, baby :)
J: Grounded here for a hot minute, but gotta be all good by March. Count me in.
E: Yes! It’s gonna be killer.
J: Cannot wait. x