Texts

Amelie

Dick. Expect random insults until I hear from you.

Message delivered

Wanker.

Message delivered

Tosspot.

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Cocksucker.

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Baxter

Seriously? Is that the best you’ve got? Thought Kalen would have rubbed off you a little more than that by now…

Amelie

You titwanking arsebadgering knob jockey of a cunting cum stain!

Holy shit! You replied! You’re getting my messages!

Baxter

No shit, Sherlock. That’s why I’m Batman and you’re Robin.

Amelie

I’m so glad you’re alive. But I’M BATMAN. And I’m going to kill you.

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