Chapter 111

Baxter

What’s my best quality?

Amelie

I don’t know, princess.

Baxter

I’m being serious, that cunt my grandfather is fucking thinks I have no redeeming qualities!

Amelie

Well you’re hot, that has to count for something?!

Baxter

Thanks for nothing.

Amelie

You’re welcome, Batman.

Baxter

Amelie

Baxter

As if you’d know what mine’s like. There’s no emoji big enough, Robin.

Amelie

Seriously? You know I’m screwing Kalen right? He literally gives the term ‘tripod’ a whole new meaning.

Baxter

I taught him everything he knows.

Amelie

Holy shit! Did you just make another joke? You don’t really strike me as the dick helicoptering sort...

Baxter

You should see me Floss...

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