Team Chat
Sully: I’ve been thinking, we need to come up with our own end zone dances. I was watching some film from last season, and other teams have some really good ones.
Rico: This is what I’ve been sayin’! But no one wants to listen to me.
Darius: That’s because you’re annoying.
Camden: I’m not doing an end zone dance.
Tyler:
Sully: Rookie will do one with me.
Ryder: What did I do wrong?
Sully: Nothing. Found yourself on the right team at the right time!
Dylan: I’m not doing an end zone dance.
Sully: Yes, you are. As your defensive captain, I’m saying you are.
Jonah: You mean like the dirty bird or the gritty?
Bryan: Offense is out.
Jonah: Thank God.
Rico: He’s talking about a choreographed dance. You guys are no fun.
Tyler: Speak for yourself. I’m loads of fun.
Rico: Bro, you’re about as fun as one of those dead shrimp you use for bait.
Tyler: Bait which catches fish that you love to eat. Maybe I should stop sharing.
Rico: Bro, sharing is caring.
Sully: Just think about it. When the defense scores, we could all line up on the ground like we’re in a boat and row together.
Logan: No.
Sully: Or we could pretend we’re bowling. We’ll all huddle together, the person who scores can roll the football at us, and then we all fall like the pins.
Logan: No.
Rico: Why not? Both of those sound great. OH, I KNOW. We could do the Opalite dance trend.
Tyler:
Sully: Yesssss . . .
Logan: What is Opalite?
Jonah: It’s a Taylor Swift song.
Logan: Hell no. I’m not dancing to T-Swift. Besides, she cheers for another team.
Sully: I’m sending you all a YouTube video now.
Logan: I’m not doing this.
Ryder: I second that.
Sully: Rookie, you don’t get a say, and Logan, consider yourself warned.
Rico: I’m so excited. This is going to be great!
Logan: Kill me now.