21. Group texts between Brady, Marcello and Lockheart
GROUP TEXTS BETWEEN brADY, MARCELLO AND LOCKHEART
Lockheart
Brady, playdate at yours tomorrow. Me, Marcello, Ben and Lucky.
Brady
Ain’t I a little old to be having a playdate?
Brady
And if I’m not, you defo are lol
Marcello
I thought we agreed to ask him if we could have a playdate there. Not demand it, dude.
Lockheart
Fine! Can we have a playdate at yours tomorrow?
Brady
Well you gotta ask me in the right way…
Marcello
Alright, fuck it. Just tell him, Lockheart.
Lockheart
Tomorrow, noon, be there.
Brady
Should I have my gun ready to draw too?
Marcello
Huh?
Lockheart
No idea.
Brady
It sounded like something out of a Spaghetti Western
Marcello
A what?
Brady
An old cowboy film. Whatever. You two suck. Why are we having playdates at my house anyway?
Lockheart
My house isn’t equipped properly for kids yet.
Brady
Tell me about it, it’s like visiting Grandma over there.
Marcello
LMAO
Lockheart
Shut the fuck up or I’ll tell him why you don’t want the playdate in your games room.
Marcello
I’ll be good
Brady
Oh come on. You have to tell me now. If you don’t, no play date.
Lockheart
I know your code. And I’ve already asked Edie if it’s okay and she said it was.
Brady
Damn woman.
Lockheart
And click. That’s saved in the screenshot folder for later blackmail.
Brady
I really dislike you right now.
Brady
I wish my brothers were here. We’d show you what a real Brady playdate is.
Lockheart
Just the brothers? I’m showing Penny.
Brady
Can you not?
Lockheart
Actually maybe I won’t. She’s already spent the whole day on the phone to Nico.
Brady
Dude, it’s okay. She doesn’t like her like that.
Lockheart
Such an idiot.
Brady
But you love me for it. But honestly why my house?
Marcello
You have the best house for kids.
Lockheart
Because you basically still are one yourself.
Brady
Jealous, old timer?
Lockheart
...
Brady
Your silence speaks volumes.
Brady
Playdate party, over here, tomorrow at noon, in my new underground bowling alley. Whoop Whoop.
Lockheart
Fucking kid.
Marcello
Fucking cool kid though.
Lockheart
Fucking cool kid who’ll get me brownie points with my son.
Brady
You’re welcome…