Dr. Dick

Devon: Never. How’d you get my number?

Seriously though, what are you talking about?

Devon: Is Langone a strip club?

Devon: I’m supposed to be avoiding you.

Dr. Dick: Again? Didn’t we already play this game last month?

Devon: Yeah. I lost that round.

Dr. Dick: Do you want the ride or not? I’m sure you could take the train if you are hellbent on winning this month’s round.

Devon: Yes. Fine. I’ll let you drive me. Out of the goodness of my heart. Pick me up at noon at Mer’s.

And Jeff, don’t use the line “Do you want a ride or not?” during your escort interview. Women want their gigolos to be subtle and loquacious.

Dr. Dick: Devon, I’d never need to use that line. I know damn well when a woman wants a ride. And I can think of much better things to do with my tongue than be loquacious…

Devon:

Dr. Dick: See you tomorrow at twelve.

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