Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick

Devon: Who’s this?

Devon: Oh god. That’s creepy as hell.

Thank you for last night. I blame the cupcakes for that crash.

I’m sorry I passed out on you.

And cried on you.

Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick: And drooled cupcake icing on me.

Devon: To be clear, you are asking me on a date tonight?

Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick: Do you want it to be a date?

I could invite Kevin and Mer along.

Devon:

Do you want me to bring 50 Shades on our date tonight?

Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick: Nah. I think we have enough ammunition.

Devon: Do you have a Red Room in that granny apartment of yours?

Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick: Save some surprises for later, Devon.

Devon: Can I call you, sir?

Dr. Hotass—formerly Dr. Dick: See you soon, Cupcake.

Devon:

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