Chapter 23 #2
“If you don’t drive this fuckin’ car out of this bitch right mothafuckin’ now, some people and some fuckin’ animals gon’ die,” I warned everybody in the car. “I’m countin’ to ten and I swear on Lord that I’m countin’ by fives.”
“Go!” Diamond cackled. “Hurry and drive!”
The three stooges laughed the entire way out of the bitch ass safari park.
I had them stop by the bathroom so I could clean the nasty ass shit from my neck and shirt.
That fucking alpaca had better been thanking his alpaca god that his spit didn’t get on my fucking face because he would have been dead on the spot and I wouldn’t have gave a fuck about what consequences came with the shit.
Not even the baby being present would have stopped me from killing it.
“Hey, Loco,” one of the members of the staff ran up to me. “Sorry to bother you, but do you think I can get your autograph?”
“My autograph?” I frowned hard. “I just got assaulted by a mothafuckin’ llama nigga, and you think I’m signing some shit?”
“A llama?” he repeated. “We don’t have—”
“Lord, you better get the fuck out of my face,” I snapped. “I’m mad as fuck that bitch just spit on me. You don’t want to take the bullets that were meant for his ass.”
“Oh, right, my apologies. I just thought—”
His sentence was cut short when I pulled my gun from my waist. I wasn’t fucking around with nothing or nobody else. I was getting the fuck away from that fucking zoo.
He hustled out of my fucking way, so I continued to the car where Diamond was having a good laugh with the security guards.
“They posted you on The Buzz, baby,” she giggled as she showed me her phone.
It was a video that her ass had clearly recorded and posted on her story.
“I’m glad the shit is funny to you.” I frowned as I handed her phone back to her.
We went back to the crib after that where I took a long ass hot shower. I damn near scrubbed my skin off in that bitch after dealing with them fucking animals. Diamond was on her bed, showered and changed into some lounging clothes, scrolling on her phone, by the time I got out.
When she noticed me, she locked her phone and gave me attention. “Today was fun, right?”
I’d sat on the side of the bed to put on some lotion, and she crawled over wrapping her body around mine.
“Don’t touch me, Lord,” I said but didn’t do shit to get her off.
“Don’t be like that,” she giggled, crawling around to straddle my lap. “I know you hated it but thank you for sticking it out.”
My hands traveled to her ass, giving it a tight squeeze while I kissed her lips.
“Anything to make your pretty ass happy.”
My phone chimed, so we both looked down. It was a direct message on Pikz. Diamond quickly scooped my phone up to check the shit.
She glanced up at me and frowned. “Why is Honey writing you?”
My brows dipped. “Who?”
“Nigga you know who,” she snapped and turned the phone to face me. “This is like the tenth message from her.”
“You see I ain’t wrote the hoe back,” I argued. “I don’t know that bitch.”
“She literally asked to suck your dick again,” she glared at me. “Again indicates that it has happened before.”
I took my phone from her and went to the hoes profile. As soon as I saw the blonde hair, I remembered her.
“Man, that shit old as hell.”
“But you don’t know her.” She rolled her eyes before climbing out of my lap.
“I don’t know her,” I defended. “You see I ain’t even know the bitch by name.”
“So, you just get head from women you don’t know?”
“I used to.”
She scoffed. “Yeah, let me schedule myself a doctor’s appointment pronto.”
I kissed my teeth. “Girl, be fuckin’ for real. I be checkin’ bitches MyChart’s before anything go on. I don’t give a fuck how fucked up I be.”
“Oh, I suppose I should be happy to hear that,” her sarcastic ass replied with another eye roll.
“Naw, but yo’ ass know I don’t got shit, so go to the fuckin’ doctor all you want,” I shrugged. “You the one payin’ the copay. Not me.”
“Whatever, nigga,” she mumbled getting ready to walk out of the room, but I caught her wrist and brought her over to me.
“You got an attitude about a bitch I don’t even know?”
“No. I have an attitude because you can’t ever be in a space with a bitch and not have done anything sexual with her,” she shook her head. “She’s with my ex. Did you know that?”
“I don’t know the bitch’s name. You think I know who her nigga is?”
“That’s who he cheated on me with.”
“Okay and?”
“And how do I know you won’t do the same?”
“Because I ain’t that nigga, fuck you mean?
” I frowned, but I did soften up some when I thought about the shit.
Diamond was as confident as they came, but she was still a woman and reassurance and shit mattered to them, so I added, “I love you, Diamond, and what we buildin’ together means more to me than gettin’ my dick wet or gettin’ some head from random hoes.
I never told a woman I loved them that didn’t share the same blood as me or wasn’t married to one of my brothers. That shit is big to me.
“If there were a checklist for the wife that was meant to for me, you’d check every fucking box.
You pretty as hell, got a big heart, got your shit together, pussy I wish I could eat all day and live inside, and the way you handle Baby Lord lets me know that when we have our own child one day, you gon’ be a great mother.
Why would I fumble you? It don’t get no better than you, Lord.
I promise you that. Why you think a nigga be payin’ that high ass rent in the city and never there just to sleep in yo’ little ass bed?
I’m in my nigga’s private jet more than he is. ”
She smiled and pushed me gently. “My bed is the perfect size for us.”
I chuckled. “You the only woman I’ll ever let my feet hang off their shit for, and the one I’m gon’ marry and let have all six of my sons.”
She scoffed. “You’ll be lucky to get one child out of me. Your mom didn’t say it, but I know why she was one and done.”
“Naw, Baby Lord gon’ need a team to protect her.”
Her pretty ass smile was back in place. “She’s going to be the oldest.”
“If we start workin’ on ours now, they’ll be right there in age together,” I smirked as I pulled her on top of me.
“We’re not quite ready for our own just yet, so I’ll stay dedicated to my pills for now, but I don’t mind practicing in the meantime.”
“I’ll take what I can for now,” I said then pulled her down for a kiss.