Loren Piper Strikes Again (Unlucky Strikes #1)

Chapter 4

ELLIOTT

AUGUST

Should’ve told me you were going to the dump

I have a couch to get rid of

A hot girl moves in next door and what do I do?

Insult her shoes.

Did I introduce myself to make things less awkward?

Nope.

But I did tell her how to remove piss stains from a mattress.